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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Doctor said i had 3 months to live due to cancer. I killed the doctor and the judge gave me 20years in jail . You can't survive in Africa if you are not smart

 

[carbamazepine]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Being slim doesn't necessarily mean you're a model. Tafta chakula na uache kutusumbua hapa. Ati modelling is bae, since when? I am a village elder, we can't argue.

 

[myoyambendi]

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Mwanaume kuuwa nyoka kwa fimbo,panga huo ni ushoga.[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Mwanaume inatakiwa unakamata nyoka unaweka kwenye boksa wakapambane na nyoka mwenzie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jamaniiii [emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]

You will never Hear Handsome Men Complain About Women With makeup, It's Always These Gorillas.[emoji19]

 

[myoyambendi]

21:10

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Teacher*:did you finish your homework?

*Me*:did you finish marking my test?

*Teacher*:I have other children's test to mark

*Me*:l have other teacher's homework to do..[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]and that was the end of school life

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, "Honey what are you doing?" She replied, "Im heating up your dinner."
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[Paa]

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Mwanaume kuuwa nyoka kwa fimbo,panga huo ni ushoga.[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Mwanaume inatakiwa unakamata nyoka unaweka kwenye boksa wakapambane na nyoka mwenzie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaha

Dont try this at home!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahaha

Dont try this at home!

Kuna siku nitaokota kanyoka kachovu chovu nitesti zali nione itakuwaje [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[capitalpool]

Naelewa mipaka yangu, Chief...ila your days are numbered. Kuna mtu anataka kunipa mkweche wake wa iPhone 6. Huu si utatosha kuwa nakubishia au ni lazima iwe 7 na kuendelea?

Unatosha sana CHIEF, karibu kwa ulimwengu wa Watu walio staharabika!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukweli Mchungu [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

The longer you stay single the more they f*ck your future wife..[emoji4][emoji4][emoji848]

[emoji19][emoji19]it hurts[emoji29]

 

[capitalpool]

Sijui ulienda wakati gani, navyojua mnyama ambaye ni rahisi sana kumpata ni simba na wanyama ambao ni wagumu sana kuwapata ni chui na mamba. Hata hivyo kibali cha uwindaji na wanyama utaowawinda pia hutegemea una siku ngapi za kuishi porini. Mara nyingine hutokea mkiwa porini mtakutana na wanyama wote lakini akifika mgeni mtawasaka wanyama msiwaone.
Kutengeneza Zoo porini haiwezekani, zoo zina athari za kiafya kwa wanyamapori

Nayapenda majibu yako Chief, nashukuru sana.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unatosha sana CHIEF, karibu kwa ulimwengu wa Watu walio staharabika!

Ila kuachana na TECNO huo mtihani mbona? I love Android

 

[moudgulf]

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Zoo mi naonaga kama vile ni ubabe tu wa binadamu. Sasa imagine eti unamtoa simba hapo hapo Serengeti halafu unamtia kwenye zoo hapo hapo kisa unafurahisha mtalii wa Marekani aliyekuja kwa siku moja.

Kwa nchi kama Tanzania kuweka zoo porini ni kutojitendea haki wenyewe na kuwaweka wanyama hatarini. Tanzania ina wanyama wa kutosha mgeni wa siku kuanzia 14 anaweza kuwaona wanyama wengi tu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukweli Mchungu

Some of you are faithful in your relationships cause hamna pesa. Ukishapata pesa sijui spirit ya anasa hutoka wapi[emoji38][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53]

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku wa burudani na raha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Happy day to all slay queens who are dating men older and uglier than Kijeketile Ngwale. How can you sleep with monsters[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]do you even fear death?[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]
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[myoyambendi]

Kwa nchi kama Tanzania kuweka zoo porini ni kutojitendea haki wenyewe na kuwaweka wanyama hatarini. Tanzania ina wanyama wa kutosha mgeni wa siku kuanzia 14 anaweza kuwaona wanyama wengi tu

Sawa sawa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Nashangaa mademu wa hii group tu ndo hawanitambui kaa shujaa group zile zingine nimechoka na kutype thanks kwa vile wote wananiambia mimi ni shujaa...but why not here? [emoji848][emoji848]* [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439]