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Kuweka zoo Serengeti? Hapana mkuu. Huyo anayekuja kwa siku moja inabidi safari nyingine adundulize zaidi ajitahidi aje angalau kwa siku tatu.

Dah!

Jicho la biashara hilo!

Me naitazama Sh. yangu, niitoe alafu nisipate ninacho kitaka, hua inauma kinoma.

 

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Kuweka zoo Serengeti? Hapana mkuu. Huyo anayekuja kwa siku moja inabidi safari nyingine adundulize zaidi ajitahidi aje angalau kwa siku tatu.

Dah!

Jicho la biashara hilo!

Me naitazama Sh. yangu, niitoe alafu nisipate ninacho kitaka, hua inauma kinoma.

 

[carbamazepine]

Hapana

Wewe si unayo?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dah!

Jicho la biashara hilo!

Me naitazama Sh. yangu, niitoe alafu nisipate ninacho kitaka, hua inauma kinoma.

Shilingi yako lazima iendane na uhalisia. Wewe umekuja kwa siku moja unataka kuona kila aina ya mnyama. Siku hiyo simba wameamua kujificha ndo unataka ujengewe zoo la simba? Hapo hapana

Angalizo: Sikubishii. Ni angalizo. Mabishano ya Tecno na iPhone wala hayanogi wallahi

 

[carbamazepine]

Milly ndo aliiweka vizuri

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hapana

Ushaniruka tayari [emoji36][emoji36][emoji36]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Totale disapointedi...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Eti:

1.kunyolewa ni 3000/= kwani nanyolewa hadi ujinga?[emoji57]

2.Elimu ni ngao[emoji15]kwani tunaenda vita.

3.kuona doctor 2k.. [emoji12]kwani ako uchi?

4.Donut 20bob,kwani nakula hadi shimo yake?[emoji16]

 

[myoyambendi]

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Duh

 

[capitalpool]

Shilingi yako lazima iendane na uhalisia. Wewe umekuja kwa siku moja unataka kuona kila aina ya mnyama. Siku hiyo simba wameamua kujificha ndo unataka ujengewe zoo la simba? Hapo hapana

Angalizo: Sikubishii. Ni angalizo. Mabishano ya Tecno na iPhone wala hayanogi wallahi

Ha hah

Yeah ni vizuri kujua mipaka yako, Chief.

Ukinibishia just bisha kistaharabu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Eti
1.smoking kills slowly...[emoji23][emoji23]kwani nani ako na haraka ya kufa?

2.samaki 500/=[emoji849]kwani ni ile ilimeza Jonah?

3.success card 250/=[emoji2981]kwani inacome na mwakenya?[emoji16]

4.trouser 5k...[emoji86][emoji86][emoji23]kwani itaanua hizo zingine kukinyesha...[emoji12][emoji12]

 

[myoyambendi]

21:01

 

[moudgulf]

Ha hah

Yes kiboko hula nyasi! Ahsante.

Ila kuna vitu kaadhaa haviko sawa kwa mbuga zetu,

Wakati tukiwinda kuna wanyama muhimu sana hatuweza kuwaona, simba na tembo hatukuwaaona na nilisikitika sana.

Hivi hakuna uwezekano wa kutengeneza Zoo hapo serengeti.?

Yani incase tukawinda na tusikutane na wanyama tungependa kuona, basi tupata nafasi kutembea Zoo walau.

Imagine mtu anasafiri kutoka U.S kwa tour ya siku moja labda na hawezi kumuona Simba ama Tembo!

Sijui ulienda wakati gani, navyojua mnyama ambaye ni rahisi sana kumpata ni simba na wanyama ambao ni wagumu sana kuwapata ni chui na mamba. Hata hivyo kibali cha uwindaji na wanyama utaowawinda pia hutegemea una siku ngapi za kuishi porini. Mara nyingine hutokea mkiwa porini mtakutana na wanyama wote lakini akifika mgeni mtawasaka wanyama msiwaone.
Kutengeneza Zoo porini haiwezekani, zoo zina athari za kiafya kwa wanyamapori

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ha hah

Yeah ni vizuri kujua mipaka yako, Chief.

Ukinibishia just bisha kistaharabu.

Naelewa mipaka yangu, Chief...ila your days are numbered. Kuna mtu anataka kunipa mkweche wake wa iPhone 6. Huu si utatosha kuwa nakubishia au ni lazima iwe 7 na kuendelea?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sijui ulienda wakati gani, navyojua mnyama ambaye ni rahisi sana kumpata ni simba na wanyama ambao ni wagumu sana kuwapata ni chui na mamba. Hata hivyo kibali cha uwindaji na wanyama utaowawinda pia hutegemea una siku ngapi za kuishi porini. Mara nyingine hutokea mkiwa porini mtakutana na wanyama wote lakini akifika mgeni mtawasaka wanyama msiwaone.
Kutengeneza Zoo porini haiwezekani, zoo zina athari za kiafya kwa wanyamapori

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Zoo mi naonaga kama vile ni ubabe tu wa binadamu. Sasa imagine eti unamtoa simba hapo hapo Serengeti halafu unamtia kwenye zoo hapo hapo kisa unafurahisha mtalii wa Marekani aliyekuja kwa siku moja.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies, if a guy tells you to come to his house that he won't touch you, don't panic... My sister, just tell him to come to shoprite that you won't pick anything!! [emoji38][emoji16][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree when his son quickly ran to him and said, "Dad, I just won $100m. I promise you that your funeral will be a big celebration"!.. The dad replied" fool, untie me quickly let's go and celebrate my resurrection [emoji1787][emoji16][emoji1787][emoji23][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Best pussy is when she’s fresh out of a bad relationship. She will f*ck you so good because she’s trying to get rid of the hurt [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

I welcome all heartbroken ladies [emoji7] Tell me what he did to you baby [emoji4]

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku wa raha huu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Mwanaume kuuwa nyoka kwa fimbo,panga huo ni ushoga.[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Mwanaume inatakiwa unakamata nyoka unaweka kwenye boksa wakapambane na nyoka mwenzie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]