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[Cole Williams]

Hahahaha

Kila mtu na mtu watu wake...

 

[The Chosen One]

Toka asubuh nipo hapa

 

[Cole Williams]

Every one says that's

 

[Gordita]

shimba

 

[carbamazepine]

Unaweza kuficha kitu ila kikajulikana tu

Me naanza kukuogopa bhana mana sammy anawivu sana

 

[Cole Williams]

Monster

 

[The Chosen One]

Nakula tu like

 

[Gordita]

ya buyenze my [emoji171]

 

[carbamazepine]

Neema neema.... Neema imefunuliwa.. [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122] neema kwa vijana, neema imefunuliwa...

Nakusalimia baba mchungaji,nsamaka hajambo?
Mana nimesikia umerudisha majeshi

 

[The Chosen One]

Hakuna nachowaza zaidi ya like

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Hitler

 

[moudgulf]

nimeikuta sehemu
Edson Jonasi Zvobgo (Waziri wa zamani wa Zimbabwe) aliwahi kusema bungeni
"Mheshimiwa Spika nusu ya wabunge katika bunge hili ni wapumbavu".
Wabunge wakalalamika wametukanwa. Spika akamtaka afute kauli yake na aondoe maneno yake maana ni ya kuudhi (yasiingie kwenye hansard).

Zvobgo akasimama na kusema "Mheshimiwa Spika nafuta kauli kwamba nusu ya wabunge ni wapumbavu, nirekebishe kauli hiyo kwa kusema kwamba nusu ya wabunge katika bunge hili si wapumbavu".

Wabunge wakapiga makofi "Pwapwapwa".!!

Asee, ogopa sana kufanya kazi na wapumbavu

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Mussolin

 

[Aleyn]

Indeed

Yaani hapa nnavyojisikia ni Mungu pekee ndie anajua.

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Idd Amin.

 

[The Chosen One]

Like zinafanya nichelewe kula

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Namjua za mifupa pia anazikubali

Mkuu naona unapenda kuongea na shemeji

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Mao Tse Tung

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Hugo Chaves

 

[The Chosen One]

Huu uzi kunakijini kipo kimenishika pembe