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Usiku wa pipii....
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Usiku wa kupeana jotojoto..
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Matipo choisi kweshenzi zingine bana dah [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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AFRICAN PROVERBS
[emoji778] 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778] 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778] 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778] 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778] 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778] 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778] 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )
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[emoji778] 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778] 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778] 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778] 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778] 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778] 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778] 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )
Don't laugh alone...share with others!
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Mwizi...caught redi hendedi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Shida ni kipochi manyoya [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Morning All
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Achana na hilo wazo Shemeji wewe fungua zizi la ng'ombe tu.
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Hakuna alie mfikia Dada yako.
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Naona Babu upo na mzigo wa kutosha
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uniq
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Tatizo, Mjomba wewe huji kuona watoto wenuu
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Bila kulipa mahari yote hutaona mjomba wala shangazi. Na likitokea tatizo kubwa ndo utajua kuwa hujui. Mpare hoooovyoooo [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]
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Asubuhi njema