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An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.

The doctor was shocked to see his health,

Asked--

'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!

Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old your father died ...?'

- 'My father died ...?

Who told you that he died.

Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?

So how old is he now ....? '

- 'He is 102 years old and cycling with me this morning and then took two glasses of wine'

Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that the long life is in your family's jeans.

So how old was your grandfather when he died….?

--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'

Doctor (puzzled) -

'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!

What is his age .....? '

--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'

--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken wine too .....?'

- 'Take a cold breath! No, Grandpa could not go this morning,

Because

He is getting married today.

Doctor (on the verge of going mad) -

'What said marriage .....? Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?

--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?

He has to be forced.

- 'But why ........ Doctor shouted!

- 'Girl is pregnant, that's why!'

The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking wine ever since,

The clinic is closed.

 

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Watu aaah, Astaghfirullah! 😂😂

 

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Being rude as a single lady will earn you nothing but more days in your father's house.

 

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Siku inaaga

 

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Klabu ya Manchester United na Arsenal ni miongoni mwa klabu zilizokuwa zikimchunguza mshambuliaji wa Monchengladbach na Ufaransa Alassane Plea, 28. (Mail)

Aisee

 

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😂😂😂😂Ukuje leo mpendwa ubwabwa na njegele.

Mh!!...

 

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Safiii..

 

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Kigali...
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Kuna vitu vikali sana kwa jirani...

 

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😆😆

 

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Sasa umeanza kukua. Na ukipewa madaraka tena tunategemea kuona mabadiliko.
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Huwa hawabadiliki hawa,....iko kwenye damu

 

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Siku inaelekea ukingoni..

 

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Wasilisho hili linamega simulizi hii katika sehemu kuu tatu. Kwanza
tunapewa vionjo vitamu tukielezwa kuzaliwa kwake, kukua na kwenda
shule. Hii ilikuwa matayarisho ya kufikia nia au azma yake ya maisha.
Kisha tunaletewa mlo wenyewe (main course) uliosheheni kumbukumbu

 

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