An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.
The doctor was shocked to see his health,
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'
- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '
Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old your father died ...?'
- 'My father died ...?
Who told you that he died.
Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?
So how old is he now ....? '
- 'He is 102 years old and cycling with me this morning and then took two glasses of wine'
Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that the long life is in your family's jeans.
So how old was your grandfather when he died….?
--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'
Doctor (puzzled) -
'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!
What is his age .....? '
--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'
--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken wine too .....?'
- 'Take a cold breath! No, Grandpa could not go this morning,
Because
He is getting married today.
Doctor (on the verge of going mad) -
'What said marriage .....? Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?
--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?
He has to be forced.
- 'But why ........ Doctor shouted!
- 'Girl is pregnant, that's why!'
The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking wine ever since,
The clinic is closed.