Vimbwanga Uswahilini !!!

[KWEZISHO]

Uswahilini mtt wako kufanana na jirani ndo ujirani mwema..

Ukiona hayo usimhoji saaana jirani nawe unamtafuta mtu wake na unasubiri wakati muafaka wa kuukonga mtima

 

[Bailly5]

Oyo vp bado umepaliwa na pilau la pasaka....

Hahahaha hapana

 

[Bitoz]

Mambo ya Bitoz ayoo

Lakini c umeyapenda....

 

[Bitoz]

Babu jambazi baba kibaka mjukuu mwizi....

+ mama Changudoa

 

[Bitoz]

Ukiona hayo usimhoji saaana jirani nawe unamtafuta mtu wake na unasubiri wakati muafaka wa kuukonga mtima

Huo ujirani mwema hapana aisee
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[Bitoz]

Hahahaha hapana

Mwaga vina basi

 

[Bailly5]

Mwaga vina basi

Duuuh ngoja nijipange

 

[KWEZISHO]

Huo ujirani mwema hapana aisee
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Huku kwetu uswazi hatugombani, kila mtu anaraha, kwa kawaida huku mtindo ni kuviziana na kucheeka unapomtaimu mwenzio. Huku ukiwa na hasira utagombana na watu mwishowe watakuona chizi. Wakikugongea mtu wako, unatulia, unavizia, akijipindua mtu wake unagonga unamaliza machungu.

 

[Bitoz]

Duuuh ngoja nijipange

Cheki Dogo langu....

 

[Bitoz]

Huku kwetu uswazi hatugombani, kila mtu anaraha, kwa kawaida huku mtindo ni kuviziana na kucheeka unapomtaimu mwenzio. Huku ukiwa na hasira utagombana na watu mwishowe watakuona chizi. Wakikugongea mtu wako, unatulia, unavizia, akijipindua mtu wake unagonga unamaliza machungu.

Hata kuibiana malapa na kuku ni ujirani mwema pia

 

[Bailly5]

Cheki Dogo langu....

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[KWEZISHO]

Hata kuibiana malapa na kuku ni ujirani mwema pia

Ahhahh sana, ukimuona mtoto wa jirani ana ndala zako, usimwangalie, fanya kama hujamuona. Taimu mlangoni kwao, akija mgeni mtume mtoto fasta akafanye mambo.
Ukiona manyoya ya kuku wako yamemwaga jalalani, mezea usipaniki, tafuta vimahindi ukiona kuku wake unamwaga mlangoni kwako. Unadondosha moja moja mpaka ndani kwako. Akichoma ndani, fasta unamwahi na kisu. Chinja tulia.

 

[Bitoz]

Ahhahh sana, ukimuona mtoto wa jirani ana ndala zako, usimwangalie, fanya kama hujamuona. Taimu mlangoni kwao, akija mgeni mtume mtoto fasta akafanye mambo.
Ukiona manyoya ya kuku wako yamemwaga jalalani, mezea usipaniki, tafuta vimahindi ukiona kuku wake unamwaga mlangoni kwako. Unadondosha moja moja mpaka ndani kwako. Akichoma ndani, fasta unamwahi na kisu. Chinja tulia.

Shida ni kuiba ng'ombe coz ukichinja kule kichwa kinasumbua kutumbukiza chooni....tunaishia kuibiana kuku na bata tu
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[KWEZISHO]

Shida ni kuiba ng'ombe coz ukichinja kule kichwa kinasumbua kutumbukiza chooni....tunaishia kuibiana kuku na bata tu
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Kwa hata ng'ombe washawahi kumuona laivu, ng'ombe kwetu wanamwona kwenye picha. Ukimleta, siku ya kumchinja mtaa mzima utajaa kwako.

 

[Bitoz]

Kwa hata ng'ombe washawahi kumuona laivu, ng'ombe kwetu wanamwona kwenye picha. Ukimleta, siku ya kumchinja mtaa mzima utajaa kwako.

Hatari sana km Ebola....

 

[KWEZISHO]

Hatari sana km Ebola....

Ahhh sana tuuh!

 

[Sumah]

Hahahahahaa Bitoz nakukubali sana.
Nilikigundua kipaji chako cha vituko kwa avatar yako tu....
Wewe noma sana.

Hahahahaha noma sana.

 

[Bitoz]

Hahahahaha noma sana.

Taratibu jamani nisije kurogwa na wakongwe bure....

 

[Mr IQ]

Lakini c umeyapenda....

nayakuBALII SANAA tuu.. ila nimekuzid IQ

 

[Bitoz]

nayakuBALII SANAA tuu.. ila nimekuzid IQ

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