Vioja vya watoto wadogo (0-5years), tuambie vioja vya mwanao

Auz · Jun 9, 2017

suleym said:
kuna haka kamoja ndo balaa kabisa,
mama: itabdidi uhame chumba umeshakuwa mkubwa, kitanda hakitutoshi watatu!!
mtoto: kwani mi na baba nani mkubwa?
mama: baba......
mtoto: basi baba ndo ahame yeye ndo mkubwa kuliko mimi!!!!!!
mama alikosa jibu. watoto burudani sana aisee, mnaweza mkawa mnacheza naye anacheka lakini ndani ya dakika moja akaaza kulia unashindwa kuelewa imekuwaje.

Maswali yaliyoenda shule![emoji23]

eerua · Jun 9, 2017

MO11 said:
mtoto wa sister angu akisikia nyimbo ya hainaga ushemeji hata kama kalala anaamka kisha atacheza

Mtakua mnafanana tabia

NZURI PESA · Jun 9, 2017

Tyrex said:
Tuliotelekeza mimba haituhusu hii

poleee

NZURI PESA · Jun 9, 2017

wa kwangu miaka 3 kila shughuli ya nyumbani anataka aifanye apike yeye,aoshe vyombo yeye afagie yeye ili muradi asikuone unacho kifanya anatamani afanye hivyo sasa huko shule ndo balaaa akirudi anaigiza kila walimu walichokifanya au kuongea! NI RAHA KWAKWELI!

kwenda21 · Jun 9, 2017

Wangu anapenda sana mpira,akiukosa anapiga hata jiwe teke,

Ibofwee · Jun 9, 2017

ganja gal said:
wanaume wana wivu sana,, naanza kugundua watoto wakiume wanawivu sana natural,,, hope una enjoy kulea mkuu!! Huoni kero

Naenjoy sana, sipati picha huko mtaani lione wababa wanamuongelesha mama yake.... Litakua linanuna sana hili toto langu

Ibofwee · Jun 9, 2017

Mr.Junior said:
Mada kama hii huwa zinaletwa na wanawake halafu wanaume ndio wanachangia.

Sasa kidume mzima unajipinda unaanzisha uzi kama huu....!!!!

Unatukosea sana wanaume wenzako.

Wanaume mnaojihusisha na mambo ya jinsia moja huwa mnajishtukia sana, sasa mwanaume rijali uliezalisha ukijisifia kuhusu mtoto wako nao sio uanaume? Haya tukupishe ww umsifie bwana wako

Amani mfaume · Jun 9, 2017

Madame B said:
Hamjafanana...umebambikiwa

Ahahahahahh unataka tufananaje? 100% naamini wangu mtoto sio mpaka mufanane sura kuna baadhi ya viungo lazima muendane japo amepelekana na mama ake kisura

MBITIYAZA · Jun 9, 2017

Tandam4 said:
Jembe langu lina miaka3,akimuona mtu flani akiongea kwenye tv,anakimbilia remote na kubadili chanel.Simply ana aleji naye.

hahhhaha nimecheka aic huyo yuko km wangu akimuona yule wa upande wetu hureeeeee anaita kbs mamamaaaaaa LOWASAAAAAAAAA

Mzee · Jun 9, 2017

ganja gal said:
Jamaniii she loves you mpaka anatamani umuoe (anajua mtaishi milele) mpende sana mwanao

Anajua basi maana ya kuoa au ni hizi TV zinawaharbu watoto.

Nashukuru sasa anashinda shule........ Mazungumzo yake yamehamia ktk maswala ya shule.

king salaza · Jun 9, 2017

Watoto raha JAMANI wakwangu Ana 1.5 yrs ananishangaza yeye hana shida na simu ubaya isahau kwenye Kochi alafu iite, niatakuja speed huyo kama faru ataichukua nakuipigiza chini mpaka ife then anaendelea nashuguli zake.

R Mbuna · Jun 9, 2017

ChiefmTz said:
Huyo atakuja kuwa kiongozi wa migomo mingi huko mashuleni

😀😀😀 atakuwa kinara wa migomo kama atabahatika kufika chuo kikuu.

Shareef Conscious · Jun 9, 2017

Clkey said:
Aisee mie sitaki hata kukumbuka,mwanang alikuwa mtundu balaa at least sasa hivi nimepumua,wakati akiwa na miaka mitano akiwa shuleni (boarding) sijui alitoa wapi mfuko ule wa Salfeti akawachukua watoto wadogo watatu akawafungia kwenye mfuko halaf akawaambia atakayepiga kelele namchapa viboko,akatoka akaenda kucheka bahati nzuri mwalimu akapita pale akaona mfuko unacheza cheza akashangaa kuufungua akakuta watoto walishaanza kuchoka, huku na huku nani kafanya hivi wakamtaja,mwalimu wake ananipigia simu mwanao leo kafanya kosa hili yaani nliishiwa pozi, nkaenda shuleni kwao namuuliza akanambia ahaa niliwaweka watulie maana walikuwa wanasumbua,siku nyingine karudi likizo niko kazini , akaweka Cd tano kwenye radio inayobeba cd tatu, nilivyorudi kanipokea getini akanambia yaani Mom radio yako imegoma kabisaa kuimba leo ahaa itakuwa ulinunua radio ya kichina,nafungua pale kaweka cd kushinda uwezo na sijui alichokonoa nn radio ikafa kabisaaaa

Dogo mDaDisi sana huyu, NimempenDa buree kabisaa

Shareef Conscious · Jun 9, 2017

boy mzuri said:
Sikubali hakyanani sikubali namfata mwanangu , mama mkwe ntakulipa tu mahari yako nirudishie mke wang na mwanang , ona sasa mi nitaeleza nini hapa' mke wang toka amejifungua huu mwezi wa pili umeisha bado unawang'ang'ania tu aaaaagrahhh!!!???

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anDika tu mkuu

ukhuty · Jun 9, 2017

Ibofwee said:
Hili toto langu la kiume la mwaka mmoja halipend niwe karib sana na mama yake, hata tukikumbatiana tu mbele yake linaanza kulia, kituko chake kikubwa mkianza kugegedana ni lazima lishtuke na linaanza kunitoa nisiwe juu ya mama yake

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Offline User · Jun 9, 2017

bint yangu ana miaka 3 kila siku analia nimpeleke Kolomije... nikimkatalia ananiita 'Bashite wewe'

Shareef Conscious · Jun 9, 2017

Mwanga Lutila said:
Wangu alikuwa halali mpaka awe amenusa nusa chupi yake chafu.

Ebhana utanivunja Mbavu aseeh..
Hyo atakua mkemia

Clkey · Jun 9, 2017

Shareef Conscious said:
Dogo mDaDisi sana huyu, NimempenDa buree kabisaa

Hahahaha haya bwana

Shareef Conscious · Jun 9, 2017

stroke said:
mpaka kufikia page hii ya tatu, inaonekana watoto wengi wa siku hizi wanapenda sana simu, naendelea kusoma.

Same thing I Was thinking
halafu ambao wana akili za kuDadisi pia ni Wengi..
WasiopenDa mama zao wasiguswe wamo pia kiaina

Samboko · Jun 9, 2017

Mi wangu mapacha, wana miaka 3.5, kila nikirudi home lazima wanikimbilie na kunikumbatia sasa siku wakichelewa wakakuta mama yao kaniwahi nimemkumbatia wanaona aibu wanarudi ndani mbio,
Kipindi wakiwa na mwaka na nusu mmoja wao ilkua ukimkera akikasirika anajirusha rusha hasa akiwa kitandani au kwenye kochi, siku moja kajichanganya kajirusha kwenye tiles alivyoumia hakurudia tena!
Siku nilimtuma rafiki yangu aende kuchukua gari home walilia sana huku wakisema "gari ya baba, gari ya baba" ilibidi nipigiwe simu niongee nao ndo wakaacha kulia nda jamaa akaondoka na gari.
Huyu mdogo ndo anapenda kuchezea simu ya mama yake balaa ukimnyang'anya analia sana, ila yangu ukimnyang'anya halii!

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