Wa mwisho ndiyo mshindi

[Moo Click]

BREAKING NEWS :

Linda Thomas yule dada anayesema "Salio lako halitoshi unapopiga simu amefariki dunia.

Kupiga simu kwa sasa ni bure, piga haraharaka kabla hawajarudi msibani wakamuweka mwngne

 

[Smart Technician]

mwngne kashawekwa tayari

 

[Squidward]

mwngne kashawekwa tayari

tayari kashakua zombi wa CCM

 

[ADK]

Ccm= chama cha mafinyufinyu

 

[amaizing]

Mafinyufinyu ya Ccm ni hatari kwa Watanzania

 

[SirLuke]

Watanzania wengi wao ni maskin wa kutupwa!

 

[Traore]

kutupwa kwa chakula ni sababu ya wengine kulala njaa

 

[amingman]

Njaa aina baunsa

 

[Khalidoun]

Njaa aina baunsa

baunsa mtaani tu akirudi kwa mkewe mdogo ka piritoni

 

[amingman]

Piritoni ni hatari sana usichanganye na pombe

 

[Hayuu]

:Heh: jamani mbona tunaharibu mambo tenu humu ndani

 

[grafani11]

Pombe ndiyo chanzo kikuu cha pato la Bongo.

 

[Mathenge]

Bongo sio ka zamani kila mtu sasa hivi mjanja tuu,namna gani vipi jaribu uone kitu shaaaa;-)

 

[Gallijembe]

Shaa ndiye black beauty aliebaki ka unabisha sema su.

 

[xgal]

Sukuma gurudumu maisha yaendelee

 

[janeth1]

Sukuma gurudumu maisha yaendelee

yaendelee kwenda wapi?

 

[wapalepale]

Wapi nitapata mayai ya kwale??

 

[xgal]

Kwale ni ndege gani

 

[Foxhound]

Shule yenyewe nilishamaliza zamani

Zamani nilikuwa naotaga

 

[Hayuu]

Naotaga nimekuwa first lady