Wasukuma na Simu mnaboa aisee!

[Kiranga]

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga hizi tuhuma ni za kweli?

Oleyomba kenehe mayo?

Kaleetake akanegene kenako?

Kokaya mhola? Pye baniisale noo banamhala mhola?

Abayanda baleeta mabina ehaha ango?

Kenehe o twaanike, twamanile okotuja hasi gete olo twageshaga obise banamhala?

Letagi chiza okobyala baanike, letagi chiza kolanga bayanda noo baanike, batizokwiza kweta mamihayo nya chilochilo gate masala gete.

Womana o nhayo genugo?

Nahene lolo.

Ngeshagi pyee kokaya yise kwenuko.

 

[BILGERT]

Ngoja wapite apa wakutolee mapovu

Inna

 

[BILGERT]

Oleyomba kenehe mayo?

Kaleetake akanegene kenako?

Kokaya mhola? Pye baniisale noo banamhala mhola?

Abayanda baleeta mabina ehaha ango?

Kenehe o twaanike, twamanile okotuja hasi gete olo twageshaga obise banamhala?

Letagi chiza okobyala baanike, letagi chiza kolanga bayanda noo baanike, batizokwiza kweta mamihayo nya chilochilo gate masala gete.

Womana o nhayo genugo?

Nahene lolo.

Ngeshagi pyee kokaya yise kwenuko.

Mwamayo...

 

[Ghiti Milimo]

Jamani mnanikumbusha mbali sana. kipindi nilikua Shinyanga nilimpata bibi wa kipush. jama kufika faragha hiyo chupi aliyovaa. bukta si bukta. kaptula si kaptula sijui ni tambata gani. si unajua chupi nzuri ya kike huamsha hisia zaidi hasa mwanamke akiwa na chura

Umenivunja mbavu zangu mkuu!

 

[Leomimi]

Jamani jamani

 

[Kiranga]

Mwamayo...

E ng'hwashi. Mole Chiza namhala?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga hizi tuhuma ni za kweli?

Ginehe ng’wanike one? Mhola ahene??

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mwamayo...

Siyo “Mwamayo”.

Ni ‘ng’wamayu’.

 

[Dionize N]

Gashinaga nanh'o ulimo nzehe

Siyo “Mwamayo”.

Ni ‘ng’wamayu’.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Gashinaga nanh'o ulimo nzehe

Chuuuu!! Unene hangi??

Lekaga gete nkoyi.

Unene nabhyalelwa Ikungulyabashashi.

 

[Dionize N]

Sawa nkoyi, tulilwalumo.....hene ojibhona esela jabho kutuyomba sagala bhasukuma

Chuuuu!! Unene hangi??

Lekaga gete nkoyi.

Unene nabhyalelwa Ikungulyabashashi.

 

[Prisoner of hope]

Ahahahaha acha nipite kimya.............

 

[Nas Jr]

Utofauti wa msukuma na ng'ombe ni pembe na mkia

Umefika mbali, Mkulu akikusikia utapmwa mkoJo

 

[Nalendwa]

😂😂😂😂😂
Nalendwa njoo huku

Jamaniiiiii! 😂😂😂😂😂

Humu ndani Nimecheka bila kutarajia 😀

 

[Nalendwa]

Oleyomba kenehe mayo?

Kaleetake akanegene kenako?

Kokaya mhola? Pye baniisale noo banamhala mhola?

Abayanda baleeta mabina ehaha ango?

Kenehe o twaanike, twamanile okotuja hasi gete olo twageshaga obise banamhala?

Letagi chiza okobyala baanike, letagi chiza kolanga bayanda noo baanike, batizokwiza kweta mamihayo nya chilochilo gate masala gete.

Womana o nhayo genugo?

Nahene lolo.

Ngeshagi pyee kokaya yise kwenuko.

Yawwl!, should've dropped this in all CAPS!
To be exact...lol!

Luv you Bros!

Chuuuu!! Unene hangi??

Lekaga gete nkoyi.

Unene nabhyalelwa Ikungulyabashashi.

 

[Kiranga]

Yawwl!, should've dropped this in all CAPS!
To be exact...lol!

Luv you Bros!

That's exacerbated exuberance.

They love to hate with a dagger that bragga swagger.

All the way up like astronauts.

After all, we have our own NASA.

 

[Nalendwa]

Waluguru mjitahidi mrefuke mkuu.

😀😀😀

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Jamaniiiiii! 😂😂😂😂😂

Humu ndani Nimecheka bila kutarajia 😀

Huwa nikitaka kucheka basi natafuta utani dhidi ya Wasukuma.

Lazima niishie kucheka tu.

 

[Nalendwa]

That's exacerbated exuberance.

They love to hate with a dagger that bragga swagger.

All the way up like astronauts.

After all, we have our own NASA.

Hahaha!, Doope!
As Usual - ly! 😀

 

[Nalendwa]

Huwa nikitaka kucheka basi natafuta utani dhidi ya Wasukuma.

Lazima niishie kucheka tu.

Hahah!, lazima tuna run entertainment world..