What are some crazy interesting conspiracy theories?

[Renegade]

Some people seem to remember there being a dash in Kit Kat, making it “Kit-Kat,” but there isn’t one, and that frustrates them because they’re sure that once upon a time, there was one.

 

[Paula Paul]

globe earth

Zombie apocalypse, the thread is asking for conspiracies not straight facts.

 

[ighalamu]

mkuu prove wrong kwa maarifa zaidi

Unawaonea kuwauliza hayo maswali, wengi wanaongozwa na hisia

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[Kogut]

mkuu prove wrong kwa maarifa zaidi

Tunapambana na COVID -19 mkuu.

 

[Paula Paul]

muwe mna prove wrong hizo mnazoziita conspiracy theories[emoji18][emoji18][emoji18][emoji18][emoji18]

Inatakiwa watakaohisi sio conspiracies bali ni facts ndio wapinge kwa kuthibitisha.

 

[Nelly]

Zombie apocalypse, the thread is asking for conspiracies not straight facts.

its just a conspiracy mamaa

 

[Nelly]

Tunapambana na COVID -19 mkuu.

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

 

[Baljurashi]

1, The Planet Earth is hollow and there could be other civilization living in it.

2, Prince Charles is a vampire.

3, Princess Diana was assassinated.

4, Queen Elizabeth is a cannibal.

5, An elite cohort of reptiles rule the earth, an Justine Bieber is one of them.

6, NASA know about a second SUN, and they have hidden it from us.

7, The moon does not exist (It is just a projection put there for a reason).

8, Barack Obama could control the weather

9, Obama is Malcolm X`s son.

10, Nigeria president Mr Muhammadu Buhari is a clone.

Hiyo namba 9 imenikumbusha conspiracy theory moja ya ajabu sana inayodai kuwa Angela Merkel ni mtoto wa Adolf Hitler.

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[Paula Paul]

Tusiojua kiinglish tunaruhusiwa kuchangia chochote?

Yaani kama Doomsday conspiracy... mambo ya UFO?

Kama tunaruhusiwa basi muwege mnatutafsiria mlichoandika maana wengine wazazi wetu hawakuwa na ada ya kutusomesha St. Mtakatifu english medium academy schools

Mnaruhusiwa Asprin.
Haya tuelezee hiyo ndio inakuwaje?

 

[Paula Paul]

Kwa hali hii sie waafrika tuna wakati mgumu sana wa kudanganyika, maana mifumo yetu ya elimu ni ya kuambiwa (copy& paste), wala hatuchanganyi za kwetu.

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Hizi hawadanganywi waafrika tuu, hata hao wazungu mambo mengi wamedanganya na wamefichwa.

 

[Paula Paul]

Afadhali, maana nilishindwa kabisa kukoment.

1. Mvua ikinyesha huku jua linawaka eti simba amezaa
2. Ukijinyoa nywele wewe mwenyewe utakufa haraka

Hizi sio kwamba ni beliefs Don?

 

[Paula Paul]

That one day the earth will be attacked by deadly diseases and only black people will survive this.

Lol, Corona Virus ?

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

Wanasema Mayan calendar na Mandela Effect na mambo mengine kibao yanayoonesha dunia iliisha 2012. Mimi binafsi naamini It did end.

Kwa hiyo sasa hivi tupo wapi?

 

[Paula Paul]

You told me to be bold and strong..I'm trying
BTW, you didn't uphold what you pledged to Vers..your Vows

I beg your pardon.

 

[Don Clericuzio]

Hizi sio kwamba ni beliefs Don?

Mimi hata sijui kutofautisha, nilitaka nichangie tu chochote kwenye huu uzi.

 

[Paula Paul]

Hiyo ya Michelle Obama hata mimi ilinishangaza sana. Conspiracy theories za ajabu kwangu ni;-

1. Eminem amefariki toka mwaka 2006 kwa drug overdose. Huyu tunayemuona sasa ni clone tu.

2. Paul McCartney amefariki toka mwaka 1967 kwa ajali ya gari. Huyu tunayemuona sasa sio mwenyewe.

3. Baadhi ya watu maarufu ni mijusi kiuhalisia na wala si binadamu.

4. WaIran ndio waliomuua Michael Jackson ili kuhamisha attention ya dunia ambayo ilikuwa inafuatilia ghasia za baada ya uchaguzi wa mwaka 2009.

5. Finland haipo.

6. Robert De Niro ndie aliyempiga risasi Malala Yousafzai.

7. Ile ndege ya Malaysia MH370 iliyopotea March 2014 ndio MH17 iliyodunguliwa kule Ukraine.

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Darasa Duara hii Finland Conspiracy ni evidence gani wanatumia kusema haipo?
Ningependa kusikia zaidi pia kuhusu hii ndege.

 

[Paula Paul]

Baada ya Waingereza kugundua long range radars wakaanza kudetect na kuzitrack ndege za wajerumani na kuanza kuzidondosha.. Wajerumani kuona vile wakaanza kufuatilia waingereza wanazionaje ndege zao zikiwa mbali.. Mwingereza akawaingiza chaka kuwa wanajeshi wao wanakula sana karoti ndo maana wanaona mbali, wajerumani wakatoka nalo na kuitangazia dunia kuwa karoti zinafanya uone mbali ndo hadi leo tunakomaa na huu uzushi

Lol,That's what the UK wants them to believe. I can't stop laughing.

 

[mbalaka]

Ukiisoma aiseeh utaona watu wana imagination kali sana...

ukipata muda tupia hapa hiyo kitu tupotezee tym..
uko jukwaa la siasa michosho kweli... unaweza pinga ngumi simu bure.

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[Paula Paul]

Bado sijapata file lake. Kila nikimwita aje nimkague ananisemesha kimombo. Nshalipa ada kwa Ras Simba...muda si mrefu ntakuletea ripoti

Sawa babu, naisubiri hiyo report.

Huyu mtoto amesababisha mpaka siku hizi najifanya kusoma soma ovyo ili tu nielewe anachokiandika, ila shida iko pale pale.

Dah umefanya nicheke msibani we jamaa

Pole na msiba babu, ila ukweli kabla hujafungua thread ya huyu mtoto inabidi ujue tu kuna ngeli ya ukweli.

Pengine napita zangu mbali, au natafuta kinywaji kiasi ili ngeli ipande ndo natafuta nyuzi zake.

Usiwe unasoma thread zake kabla hujagonga K Vant... utatoka kapa tu

Jamani. You guys are awesome.

 

[Paula Paul]

Kwa hiyo sasa hivi unaamini upo wapi? JUPITA AU? au haupo popote?

In a parallel universe.