What are some crazy interesting conspiracy theories?

[Koffi Annan]

Kufagia ndani usiku kunaondoa riziki nyumbani

Kula na kisu kunasababisha kichomi

Kurusha chumvi jikoni wakati bundi analia karibu na nyumba usiku

Hiyo ya kwanza wazee walikua wana avoid kufagia vitu vya thamani ndani usiku since hakukua na umeme

Ya pili walikua wana avoid mtu kujikata ukila na kisu kwani hasa watoto walipendelea kula na kisu baada ya kukata eg tunda

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[Baljurashi]

kwani hiyo Mandela effect ndo nini

Mandela Effect ndio kitu gani?

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Ni hali ya watu wengi kuwa na kumbukumbu ya uongo juu ya jambo fulani au tukio fulani. Hali hiyo ilipewa jina la "Mandela Effect" kutokana na kuwepo kwa watu wanaodai kuwa wanakumbuka Nelson Mandela alifariki 1980's na wanakumbuka kabisa waliona mazishi yake katika Television.

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[Lets Get Together]

Nachukizwa na wale wachungaji na mashehe waliokua wanapiga kelele kuhusu freemason. Wao kila kitu freemason mara usivae hiki, mara usiweke vidole hivi. Walivyo wajinga wanajifanya hawatumii vitu vya freemason halafu wanatumia Teknolojia ya hao wanaosema ni freemason kama vile Frequency, Waves, Wireless, Recording, CD nk nk. Katika kurekodi mahubiri yao

Sasa mtu kama huyu ni mpumbavu tu hutaki kutumia vitu vya freemason halafu unawahubiria watu na kurekodi kwenye CD zente Teknolojia ya Blueray ambayo imetoka kwa makafiri Marekani.

Ukiwa mjinga unakua mtaji wa kila mtu, Majamaa sijui waneishia wapi. Au Freemason wenyewe wamekwisha?
Pumzika kwa Amani Kanumba. Kifo chako ndio kilileta yote haya.

Niliwahi muuliza mlokole flani kama ulivyosema akanijibu kuwa "wanavikomboa kabla hawajatumia" aisee nilienda chekea mbaliiiii

 

[Yoda]

You can't be a president of US if you are not a freemason or Illuminati

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[Yoda]

Neil Armstrong and his crew didn't land on the moon,NASA staged the whole mission somewhere on earth.

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[Lets Get Together]

JF inamilikiwa na Chadema.

Early 2011 niliamini kabisa hii kitu.

 

[Yoda]

The Rothschild family owns all central banks in the world.

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[isajorsergio]

Nasa conspiracy about Sphere/Globe earth make me sick!

 

[isajorsergio]

God is within religion it's damn auf!

 

[Kaka Kapo]

The craziest conspiracy theory has got to be the existence of an all knowing, all capable and all loving God.

It doesn't get any crazier than that.

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You mean there is no God?

 

[Yoda]

Membe ni mdogo wake JK

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[Yoda]

Deep state wanaamua nani awe Rais

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[Da'Vinci]

I beg your pardon.

Your pardon is to uphold em

 

[Okoth p'Bitek]

Around the tree running with that speed of light you gonna f**k yourself

 

[Yoda]

Ni conspiracy theory.

Kila ikikaribia uchaguzi wagombea wanatoa kafara ndio maana ajali zinakuwa nyingi na vifo. Au hii sio conspiracy theory?

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[nyocksie]

Waswahili tunaruhusiwa kuchangia?
Maana kila nikijaribu kuandika kiingereza kinakuja kinyakyusa na kisukuma mbele mbele kama tai!

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Hahaha! Half of nyakyusa's vocabularies are as good as English vocabularies. Tumia tu kinyakyusa.

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[Yoda]

Wazungu wanatuonea wivu

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[Executive Diary]

Lol,That's what the UK wants them to believe. I can't stop laughing.

Mkuu hiyo ni chai umenyweshwa apo.

BTW ni kweli carote zinasaidia kuona vizuri pia zinatibu baadhi ya magonjwa ya macho hii nime prove mimi mwenyewe

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[Kaka Kapo]

That, they are done with him as far as Microsoft Company is concerned and has been dispatched to another mission- depopulating the world working alongside with MONSANTO, UNFPA and WHO.

The word goes that even in his documented WILL there is no mentioning of any of his siblings. The only thing that will be inherited by his blood is his personal property

Why was he and he only chosen for the conspiracy?

 

[sawima]

Kufagia ndani usiku kunaondoa riziki nyumbani

Kula na kisu kunasababisha kichomi

Kurusha chumvi jikoni wakati bundi analia karibu na nyumba usiku

Hiyo ya kwanza wazee walikua wana avoid kufagia vitu vya thamani ndani usiku since hakukua na umeme

Ya pili walikua wana avoid mtu kujikata ukila na kisu kwani hasa watoto walipendelea kula na kisu baada ya kukata eg tunda

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Ya kurusha chumvi bundi akiimba?

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