What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

[miminimkulimaakachekasana]

sijaelewa kitu ila huu uzi ungekuwa jukwaa la mahusiano ningechangia kitu

 

[Paula Paul]

Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.

Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.

I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.

To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.

When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.


This is my cheers for me in this weekend

Wow now this is the interesting story I have ever read[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4].

Was she mad at you? At that moment she found out about your lies?

 

[Relief Mirzska]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is " I never slept with any man". Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

And I have decided to trust all the lies that you have ever told me

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Mkuu mimi natumia google translate ili nisibaki nyuma.
Unaandika kwa kiswahili halafu gugo inaipeleka kwenye kingreza.

Cc Relief Mirzska

Watasha si mseme tu jamani.

 

[Paula Paul]

Nitashukuru sana ikiwa nitakuwa najumuika katika nyuzi zako.

Unakaribishwa sana Baraja.
Ila mimi sio mtoto wa Majani[emoji4]

 

[Relief Mirzska]

That's is so funny , I almost died of laughing. I thought you were going to mention a bunch of men you've slept with.
Found out you are still a virgin (this is literally what you meant) made me more happy.
And I am thinking what If it's another lie[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

Lying about real name to the strangers, almost everyone does.

And here you are lying! Unfortunately it hasn't last and I have found it out.

Almost died of laughing???😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.

Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.

I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.

To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.

When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.


This is my cheers for me in this weekend

Good!

Sometimes you have to "wear" confidence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Paula Paul]

Never think you will never be detected, when you want to tell a lie.

The chances are, sooner or later, your lie witt be found out and it will then expose you to shame.

Telling a lie is morally wrong. Besides, there are many disadvantages lying in the way of a liar.

First, he has to have a good memory, lest he contradicts at one time what he said in another.

Second, he is always annoyed by his conscience, because he is in constant fear that his falsehood

may be found out. Third, a liar is never trusted and respected by others. The result may be that his words,

even when he speaks the truth, are not believed.

Fourth and the last, once a person has told a lie, he cannot help telling another in order to conceal the first,

and then a third and a fourth, until lying becomes a habit. After that, he may say something untrue

even when he wishes to speak the truth.

The disadvantages resulting from telling a lie are too many to be listed.

The above are just some of the obvious ones.

If you want to be free from these annoyances, if you want to be a trustworthy person, never tell a lie.

BUT

frankly speakin CONTROLA is a liar

CONTROLA we all know that lying is not good. But we do lie when we think it is absolutely necessary.
By the way, thank you for your concern, it's greatly appreciated.

 

[Atoto]

Hakuna namna

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Paula Paul]

Its a long youth story.
I had 2 reasons,1 was personal and the other was just a mere prank but went viral,at first was all about how my girlfriend will react,but as time passed,the news reached alot of people including family,
Since i was unavailable to all means of communication, shit got really, people started gathered to my home place[emoji23][emoji23],calls and texts were placed all around friends,relatives and acquaintances,the only big question was what killed me and none had the answer'.
Almost 24 hours later i placed call home with a new number and informed them i was okay and acted all innocent, threatening to track the one spread the news hhh..
To cut story short,my girlfriend went to my home with his 'boyfriend' to offer her condolences and boom,they fond me alive[emoji41][emoji41].

Your girlfriend together with her boyfriend? I bet she tried to find the cave and hide!. I can't imagine the face she made during that time[emoji134][emoji134]
Did you know that she was a cheater all along Or It just came as a surprise to you?
Tell me more about this please[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Paula Paul]

Very funny in deed to all of you...
Mine...I lied to ma girl(Of whome i had no any long plan with her) by the time i wanted to break up...It was at night i remember,i told her from today onwards dont call or even text me during night in order to prevent misunderstanding with ma lovely wife(I am not married till now) The lady was like damm crying till today...

Absolute savage!!
I feel pity for her. I hope she will stop crying.

 

[Paula Paul]

Huu Uzi ni wa kibaguzi Yes Yes tu na No No tu hata mtaalamu Zero IQ hatachangia na nilitaka nipate uzoefu wake katika hili... Mmetukosesha madini sababu ya kinge

Unafikiri tutachangia nini sasa wakati kuelewa tu sijaelewa.

Sawa Cvez nisamehe.

 

[Carleen]

Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.

Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.

I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.

To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.

When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.


This is my cheers for me in this weekend

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 International you have this huge love from me, you've real bless my saturday walaqhi'..!!

 

[Paula Paul]

Before ya kudanganya hua najiuliza Je napata faida gani kudanganya.?inakosti sh ngapi kusema ukweli. Then kuna dhambi zinaepukika kama hii ya kua mkweli.
Kwakweli namshukuru Allah mm ni muabudu ukweli. Hua naogopa sana kugundulika kua nimedanganya.

Reason for lying.
1. To avoid punishment.
2. To protect someone from harm.
3. Self protection.
4.To maintain privacy.
5. To avoid embarrassment.
6. Being polite.
Source>> Paul Ekman
Kama unajali hivo vitu hapo juu lazima utadanganya tuu.

 

[Paula Paul]

Kuna nyumba ya wageni nikiwa msafiri mkoa flani; niliandika jina la Rais wa marekani Donald Trump kwenye kitabu cha wageni.

Hawakusoma? Au ni wale wazembe .?

 

[Paula Paul]

Aisee kweli wamenibagua kwa kiwango cha SGR

Uzi unataka uelezee uongo ambao ulishawahi kuudanganya ambao hadi wewe ulijikubali.
Na pia bado unaishi kwenye huo uongo bado au uligundulika?
Tupe uzoefu wako Zero IQ.

 

[Paula Paul]

Am yet to lie, I only tell fibs[emoji6][emoji6][emoji6]

Only fib? My dear you are not a best liar[emoji4][emoji4].

 

[Da'Vinci]

Reason for lying.
1. To avoid punishment.
2. To protect someone from harm.
3. Self protection.
4.To maintain privacy.
5. To avoid embarrassment.
6. Being polite.
Source>> Paul Ekman
Kama unajali hivo vitu hapo juu lazima utadanganya tuu.

Namba moja hapana bora tu nikubali then niombe msamaha...mimi ukifanya kosa kama unajua nitaulizwa basi nitasema ukweli as long as adhabu utakayopewa sio ya kukutoa roho..Ila hapo naangalia ni watu gani hasa wa kuambia ukweli.. Naweza kukuambia ukweli ila kama sitaki ujue zaidi kuna Key points nitazificha. Hence u never understand it

 

[Paula Paul]

Owh! Currently "Now Yes.", it's not your living destination?

Yep. I just came to pay a visit to my relatives.

 

[Paula Paul]

Whats interesting is that all this content you've presented here is a lie too.

[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]once a liar always a liar.
A liar can't be trusted - I agree Chapa Isimame.