Whatsssssss!!!!!!!!!????

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Jamani mpo? Kuna upelelezi unaendelea kwenye mitandao Kuweni makini, Nimeona defender mbili zimepita Instagram na Twitter[emoji23] [emoji23]

atug · Nov 14, 2016

supermarket said:
binafsi hua namuogopa sana mwanamke ambae haombi ela hua simuelewi anataka nini kwasababu akisema anataka mapenzi tu najua uongo

ni sawa na shetani akwambie bwana yesu asifiwe unashindwa kuelewa uitikie amen au ukemee[emoji125] [emoji125]

Ni kujukumu lako kumpatia na sio lazima akuombe

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

DADA alienda Salon wakati anasukwa akaingia MKAKA mtanashati, DADA akaamua kujaribu bahati yake.
DADA:Mambo?
KAKA😛oa.
DADA:Mimi na wewe tunaweza kuongea baade?
KAKA:Kuhusu nini?
DADA:Nimekupenda nataka nikutoe out.
KAKA:Sawa ila nitamwambia nini MKE wangu?
DADA:Aah ilo sio tatizo mdanganye tu,mwambie unakwenda kumtembelea rafiki yako hospitalini.
KAKA:Mwambie mwenyewe huyo hapo anayekusuka.Unajua nn kiliendelea?[emoji125]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

atug said:
Ni kujukumu lako kumpatia na sio lazima akuombe

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supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

INDIA kuna mtu katoa FIGO yake kwa milioni 20..
Hapa TANZANIA mtu unatoa MOYO wako wote unampa demu tena bure na bado mtu haridhiki anakuomba na HELA YA SALOON! sasa sijui anataka umpe na MAINI?[emoji12]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

kudate na videmu vilivyozoea kutoka na mibaba kazi sana, Leo kidemu kimejisahau kimenitext

BABY USISAHAU KUMEZA DAWA ZA PRESSURE[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Upo kwenye chumba cha mtihani,
maswalii yamekupiga kinyama
Unaamua kuchukua smartphone ugoogle kisha ucopy na kupaste kwenye booklet yako,
Ghafla lecturer anaingia na wewe kwa woga wako unaficha calculator na kuweka simu mezani,
Hapo ndo utajua shetani naye alikua anasimamia paper.[emoji125] [emoji125]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

UBAYA WA NYUMBA ZA KUPANGA!

Jana jirani yangu alikuja
akaniambia nipunguze sauti ya radio anataka kulala
Leo anapika chapat na mimi
nmemwambia apunguze harufu ya

chapati nataka kula ugali[emoji13] [emoji13]

The Transporter · Nov 14, 2016

Me too said:
asante kwa kufungua uzi huu umezawadiwa

HASIRA za ghafla!!!!!!!.

Hasira hasara nimekusamehe bure

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Kuna mtu kasema ananitumia Voice note"
Nimemwambia atume na ya kutolea
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Werrason · Nov 14, 2016

supermarket said:
Kuna mtu kasema ananitumia Voice note"
Nimemwambia atume na ya kutolea
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supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

BOSS:naskia unatafuta kazi,kompyuta unajua?
JAMAA:sana tu mzee
BOSS:unajua Microsoft Office?
JAMAA:msema kweli mpenzi wa mungu siijui
Lakini mkinielekeza Iko mtaa gani nitafika tu mzee
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soweto85 · Nov 14, 2016

supermarket said:
Kwenye zizi la Ng'ombe, mke akawa anashangaa dume linavyopanda jike.
Akamuuliza dk wa mifugo. "Hivi hili dume hupanda mara ngapi kwa siku? "
Dk. " kwa wastani mara sita kwa siku "
Mke akamgeukia mumewe.- *" Unaona! ...."
Mume akajifanya hajasikia lolote.... kisha akamgeukia Dk. wa mifugo na kumuuliza, " Hivi hizo mara sita kwa siku huyu dume huwa analipanda jike hilo hilo? "
Dk. "Hapana, huwa anapanda majike tofauti...!!"
Mume akamgeukia mkewe huku akitabasamu... "Unaona! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

we mtundu sana, mkuu !!

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

TAARIFA KWA UMMA
moto mkubwa umezuka na kuunguza ekari 10 za mahindi Shamba lililopo kariakoo mjini Dar es Salaam. Mpaka sasa chanzo cha moto huo hakijajulikana, tutawajulisha chanzo cha moto huo tukipata taarifa kamili[emoji13]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

MTOTO: mama kwa nn unamuita mdogo angu malaika
MAMA: kwa sababu yeye ni mdogo sana na yupo kama malaika,
kwa nini umeuliza mwanangu?
MTOTO: nimemrusha dirishani nashangaa hajapaa

mama kazimia!!![emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Tanzania saa hiv kujuana kumezidi yani hata ukienda msiban bila Connection huli msosi[emoji12] [emoji12]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Leo kuna mtu nimemtolea uvivu ! amenikuta nimetulia akaniuliza mbona nimekunja sura ...nikamwambia nataka kuiweka kwenye begi
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supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Baba: mwanangu mbona siku hizi unanita Dad baada ya Baba
Binti: kuita Baba inamaliza lipstick Daddy[emoji12]
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supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Leo nikiwa kwenye daladala nikamgusa jamaa aliyekuwa amekaa siti ya mbele na dereva ili apunguze sauti ya redio .Amegeuka akanipa elfu kumi;
nilishuka hapo hapo alijua mimi konda![emoji125] [emoji125]

supermarket · Nov 14, 2016

Nimekuta panya ana struggle kuingia chin ya mlango wa jiran yangu..nkagonga mlango.jiran kafungua panya akapenya mi nkaenda zangu

tenda wema ukwende zako[emoji13] [emoji13]

Whatsssssss!!!!!!!!!????

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