Yaliyonikuta Tabora 2018, sitachukua kahaba wa kulala nae tena

[Mpwayungu Village]

Wapo wanaojilinda wanagongwa na magari wanakufa.

Kifo hakina kinga.
Tupambanie AFYA na si UHAI.

Kabisa huyu hajui kuwa kila kifo mungu amepanga ufe hivyo kabla hata yakuja duniani

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

Mnajitia Stress tu Zisizo na Maana. Ndio maana Mnakufa Haraka kwa Kuendekeza Pombe na Malaya.. Unalala mwili umechoka na Umeibiwa unategemea utatoboa 50 years kweli

Wewe hutakufa??

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

Angeishia tu kuandika KOMA KUCHUKUA MALAYA. Kwani unawez kumjua malaya kwao wapi? Interest yako ni mbusus, kujua anakotoka inahusikaje hapa?

[emoji1787] [emoji1787] [emoji1787] Huu ujumbe ulinitia hasira mpaka basi

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

Hii technique ni high risk ila nimeikubali, smart move

Hata mm nimemwambia ni risk sana

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

Nilitaka niseme hili, kama mwanamke simjui!! Hotel lazima ijielewe sana kuanzia mazingira, ulinzi hadi wahudumu!

Mali zote, zinaachwa reception, mpaka simu!

Yote hayo kisa kuogopa kuibiwa tu, bora usiwe unalala na Malaya tu

 

[Teknocrat]

akasema niende Oxygen gas

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

Hiyo ya kufungiwa nje kukitokea na ajali ya moto[emoji23]

Utakufa tu hamna namna

 

[Planett]

mimi nikilala na malaya hata apite sisimizi nashtuka, ilikuaje ukajiachia kama upo na mkeo mkuu

 

[witnessj]

Kijana wa ovyo ovyo kabisa na chai zako mfyuu

Unafungua nyuzi ngapi kwa siku?

 

[KANYEGELO]

Ukichukua malaya mkifika ndani hakikisha unafunga mlango halafu ufunguo unauchimbia sehemu akienda kuoga yaani hapo umekomesha

 

[exalioth]

hahaha

 

[Benaya-]

Unachukua malaya halafu unalala kama upo kwako!?

Ukiwwa na malaya unalala kisteling stelingi, jicho moja linalala moja liko macho, likilala hili, hili linaka macho, kikomando komando kama Arnold schwarznegger

Sitakaa ninunue hayo makitu.
Miaka ya nyuma Nilikutana na binti kisu sana Kahama.
Nilipoingia lodge nilificha ufunguo ndio ilikuwa pona yangu lkn hofu niliyokuwa nayo niliapa siwezi tena kulala au kununua mtu milele.

Nimeokoka hayo makitu🤣🤣

 

[MFALME WETU]

Chai imekolea sana sukari[emoji36][emoji706]

 

[jiwe angavu]

[emoji1787] [emoji1787] [emoji1787] Hakuna kitanda hicho

Naona bado mgeni kwenye hii tasnia ya gest..hivyo vitanda ni vingi sana kwenye gesti za bei rahisi.

#MaendeleoHayanaChama

 

[makaveli10]

You're speaking from experience mkuu duh😂😂

😂 😂 Hapa sasa ndio unapata sababu ya kunipiga chini.. 😂

 

[Mwizukulu mgikuru]

Enaseketeshaa

mwizukulu mgikuru babu

 

[KANYEGELO]

Dawa unafunga mlando funguo unaficha kwenye mkoba wake, hata ukilala fofofo ufunguo haupati kwani yeye atakuwa anatafuta kwenye vitu vyako bila kusachi mkoba wake

Hii nayo mzee nimeikubali sana inaitwa mchawi mchomeke tunguli la kulogea bila kujua

 

[Benaya-]

Pole saana mkuuu

Hahaha lakini kuna malaya wazuri mazee basi tu shetani huwa anajipakulia vitu vizuri kwanza hala vibovu anawaachia wanadamu😂😂😂😂

 

[Benaya-]

Dawa unafunga mlando funguo unaficha kwenye mkoba wake, hata ukilala fofofo ufunguo haupati kwani yeye atakuwa anatafuta kwenye vitu vyako bila kusachi mkoba wake

Utakuwa kahaba mzoefu wewe sip kwa mambinu haya🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

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