Napenda sana mwanafunzi wa aina yako....napenda sana....
BTW: huyo babu yako anatimiza tu wajiba wake....
........Nilikwambia jana nilikuwa mwanafunzi mwadilifu maana nilihakikisha najua kila kitu kabla ya kufanya maamuzi.
unaona sasa nilimwuliza Teamo ni muda gani infidelator anatakiwa ainfidelate kabla hajagawa kwa nduguye akanipotezea ona sasa babu anataka wakati Tuko ndo kwanzaaaaa anapata stater.
Kwani umesikia amekuwa sabuni kuwa akianza mwenzio ataisha??
Rules To Help You Cheat On Your Spouse
Cheating brings back that energetic spark in ones life. Cheating is
inevitable. To cheat is human not to be caught is divine. Here are a
few rules to help you as you cheat.
0. Never ignore your spouse's call when you are out with your lover,
much more, never switch it off or cut the line when she calls you.
1. Always let your lover know about your marital status. If you hide
your status, your lover might surprise you at a very awkward time.
2. Never promise marriage to your lovers. You can only do so when your
spouse passes on.
3. Avoid falling in love with your lovers (this is hard). If you
notice that you are falling in love get another lover. If you do fall
in love with your lover your spouse will know very fast because it
will to show.
4. Be sweet to your spouse when you are cheating. If your spouse
demands something, give it to them without being irritated even if it
means getting them the moon. Check Nakumatt or Duty Free Shop at UNON
or Village Market as they may just be having a promotion for those who
want to get the moon for their spouses .
5. Avoid keeping contact details of your lovers anywhere near home.
Phone numbers in diaries or email addresses on receipts is a no no. If
you have business cards use these instead and keep them at the office.
6. Never switch off your phone or be protective of it when at home. If
a call or an sms comes let your spouse answer the phone for you. You
have to tell your lovers not to call you when you are at home. Try to
use the company phone for those important calls.
7. Never raise your spouses suspicion. If you say you are going to see
a friend that the spouse knows make sure you see the friend first and
then proceed to see your lover then return to your friends house, if
it is the bar return to the bar. If you lie about being in a certain
place and you are not there when a follow up is made then you are
screwed.
8. Never let your spouse know all your sources of income. Always
maintain a secret account, A sort of CIA operations Account. You need
it to finance you covert operations.
9. If you are going to be in a public place always go with a wingman
(or merchie) who is not married.
10. The only time you ever admit cheating is when you are caught red
handed. All other allegations 'kufa na no', whether you have cum on
your slacks, lipstick on the collar or a used cartridge in the jacket
or in the car.
11. Always destroy incriminating evidence before going home. This
might include erasing (some) call records, going to the gym to sweat
off the sweet perfume. If you drink always rinse off you privates with
a beer (preferably the smelliest drink you can find) if you going home
drunk. You might just black out in the matrimonial bed smelling of
cheap Condoms from Nakumatt (its unmistakable). Remember to always
have perfume or deodorant in your car or office make sure it is the
same fragrance as the one you regularly use.
12. Whatever you do never neglect your spouse. if you need to buy your
lover a RAV4 make sure you get your wife a better SUV such as Honda or
anything better than what you get your lover.
13. Never slacken your game in bed (remember a good Whiskey such as
Gleinfidic Single Malt or Gold Label helps). Even if you are from
having a sex festival with your lover, always do a repeat performance
at home. You might need to act a little to pull it off though.
Good luck and, you didnt hear it from me and please, dont
print this
OMG!! Why did i get married too!
Mheshimiwa Mwenyekiti,
Kwa kuwa idadi inaonesha kamati imesheeni sana wajumbe wa upande tawala na kwa kuwa takwimu zinaonesha kuwa Infidelatees ni wengi kuliko Infidelators:-
Je, Upande tawala hauoni kuwa haujatutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani? Pili. Ili iwepo demokrasi katika jambo hili la Infidelity, Je ndugu mwenyekiti huoni kuwa hauja tutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani hasa kwa kutuchagulia wapinzani mamluki?
Mh mwenyekiti, kwa kuwa wajumbe wa upinzani ni wachache kuliko wa upande tawala? Je hili linatokana na ukweli kuwa ma-infidelators na Ma-Infideletees ni wengi sana kuliko non-infideletors and non-infedeletees?
Mwisho kabisa naomba mwenyekiti utuongoze kupiga kura ya veto maana pande hii ya upinzani hatuna imani na baadhi yetu hasa PJ, Beauty na Smiles.
Mwenyekiti naomba kuwasilisha hoja.
Mjumbe kambi ya upinzani
Mheshimiwa Mwenyekiti,
Kwa kuwa idadi inaonesha kamati imesheeni sana wajumbe wa upande tawala na kwa kuwa takwimu zinaonesha kuwa Infidelatees ni wengi kuliko Infidelators:-
Je, Upande tawala hauoni kuwa haujatutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani? Pili. Ili iwepo demokrasi katika jambo hili la Infidelity, Je ndugu mwenyekiti huoni kuwa hauja tutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani hasa kwa kutuchagulia wapinzani mamluki?
Mh mwenyekiti, kwa kuwa wajumbe wa upinzani ni wachache kuliko wa upande tawala? Je hili linatokana na ukweli kuwa ma-infidelators na Ma-Infideletees ni wengi sana kuliko non-infideletors and non-infedeletees?
Mwisho kabisa naomba mwenyekiti utuongoze kupiga kura ya veto maana pande hii ya upinzani hatuna imani na baadhi yetu hasa PJ, Beauty na Smiles.
Mwenyekiti naomba kuwasilisha hoja.
Mjumbe kambi ya upinzani
Mjumbe mwenza wa kambi yetu pinzani.......
nakuomba utoe shaka kabisa kuhusu 'mimi'
kwakuwa mimi ni mjumbe mtiifu kabisa wa kambi yetu.....
na hata chama tawala kinajua kabisa kwamba mimi sidanganyiki....
kwa hiyo toa wasi wasi...upinzani forever!!!
Ushawasiliana na mweka hazina?:confused2:
Sijaona kitu mheshimiwa SG!!!Ushawasiliana na mweka hazina?:confused2:
Mheshimiwa Mwenyekiti,
Kwa kuwa idadi inaonesha kamati imesheeni sana wajumbe wa upande tawala na kwa kuwa takwimu zinaonesha kuwa Infidelatees ni wengi kuliko Infidelators:-
Je, Upande tawala hauoni kuwa haujatutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani? Pili. Ili iwepo demokrasi katika jambo hili la Infidelity, Je ndugu mwenyekiti huoni kuwa hauja tutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani hasa kwa kutuchagulia wapinzani mamluki?
Mh mwenyekiti, kwa kuwa wajumbe wa upinzani ni wachache kuliko wa upande tawala? Je hili linatokana na ukweli kuwa ma-infidelators na Ma-Infideletees ni wengi sana kuliko non-infideletors and non-infedeletees?
Mwisho kabisa naomba mwenyekiti utuongoze kupiga kura ya veto maana pande hii ya upinzani hatuna imani na baadhi yetu hasa PJ, Beauty na Smiles.
Mwenyekiti naomba kuwasilisha hoja.
Mjumbe kambi ya upinzani
Sijaona kitu mheshimiwa SG!!!
Hope ulipata tikiti lako, nilimpa Asprin akuleteeHalafu we Beauty bado nakungoja kule pm....
Unaweza kuninunulia tikiti moja uniletee tafadhali?:A S 8:
sijaona kitu mheshimiwa sg!!!
Hope ulipata tikiti lako, nilimpa Asprin akuletee
kuwa na Imanin tu mkuu, mi mimi ni upunzani damuMheshimiwa Mwenyekiti,
Kwa kuwa idadi inaonesha kamati imesheeni sana wajumbe wa upande tawala na kwa kuwa takwimu zinaonesha kuwa Infidelatees ni wengi kuliko Infidelators:-
Je, Upande tawala hauoni kuwa haujatutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani? Pili. Ili iwepo demokrasi katika jambo hili la Infidelity, Je ndugu mwenyekiti huoni kuwa hauja tutendea haki sisi wa upande pinzani hasa kwa kutuchagulia wapinzani mamluki?
Mh mwenyekiti, kwa kuwa wajumbe wa upinzani ni wachache kuliko wa upande tawala? Je hili linatokana na ukweli kuwa ma-infidelators na Ma-Infideletees ni wengi sana kuliko non-infideletors and non-infedeletees?
Mwisho kabisa naomba mwenyekiti utuongoze kupiga kura ya veto maana pande hii ya upinzani hatuna imani na baadhi yetu hasa PJ, Beauty na Smiles.
Mwenyekiti naomba kuwasilisha hoja.
Mjumbe kambi ya upinzani
Tikiti lako, ila unanipa mimi....:A S 8:....
kama ulimpa Asprin......dah....ngoja nicheki nae kama kanibakizia...
Tikiti lako, ila unanipa mimi....:A S 8:....
kama ulimpa Asprin......dah....ngoja nicheki nae kama kanibakizia...