JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1st day= hangout & kiss 2nd day =...

Mtumishi wa Mungu Dada na Mama yetu Sr. Suzan Barthlomeo amefariki dunia kwa tukio linaloaminika kujirusha toka Ghorofani baada ya Misa za Asubuhi! Kikatoliki si Halali kwa Marehemu kufanyiwa...

1. Hujawahi kunywa pombe 2. You've never watched porn 3. You've never cheated on your patner 4. You've never fought with someone since you were born 5. Kukaa siku nzima bila kula

Kuna huyu dada anaitwa witnessj muda mrefu umepita sijamsoma humu jukwaani. Witness popote ulipo nakusalimia. Xxx

Watu wa hulka hiyi sijui wana matatizo gani? Yaani ni wa bishi mno nakumbuka nilikuwaga na ex wangu mmoja hivi mkianza kukaa kubishana hata umueleweshe vipi kukuelewa ni ngumu. Basi kuna siku...

Chumba cha mtihani ni mahala ambapo pameja vihoja vingi sana hasa kwa level kuanzia Darasa la 4 hadi elimu ya juu hata Masters! Katika uzi huu naomba tukumbushane vihoja ambavyo tumekutana navyo...

Hahahahahaha awali ya yote nianze kwanza Kwa kucheka kuashiria Kwa sasa niko na furaha muda wote baada ya kufanikisha mambo niliyoyawish kama ifuatavyo. 1. FLOW YA HELA Ni muda mrefu sasa akaunti...

Enzi hizo ukienda Rungwe Oceanic Beach Resort ya Mzee Mwakitwange ulikuwa unakuitana na majina kama vile DJ Ngomely, DJ Pop Juice na wengine. Ukiosea jirani na hapo Rungwe, yaani Silver Sands...

Anaejuwa bei ya chumba ya hiyo hotel plz inform me

Ndugu waumini, mimi mudahuu ndio nimemalizia kula daku wewe je?

nilipokuwa form two,kuna mshikaji wangu mmoja alipata kesi ya kumpa mimba msichana kwa sisi wengine tulikuwa na wasiwasi mno jamaa atafanyaje,baada ya wiki jamaa akaja kutusimulia...

Mimi binafsi sina IPhone na wala sijali kabisa, vipi wewe?

Maisha ni mwalimu mzuri.Kuna Ile tabia mtu anakaribia kumaliza chuo au anakuwa amemaliza kabisa chuo anakuwa anapanga kabisa kwamba Mimi nikienda mtaani sifanyi kazi chini ya hela kiasi Fulani...

What's app status ni kipengele moja wapo katika whats app kinacho ruhusu kupost maudhui mbali mbali na contact zako Ku view ; Je ni kitu gani cha kushangaza au kukuumiza...

Hi Leo mchna nikiwa nimetulia kaja Jamaa mmoja hivi mpemba tunapiga story najua anafunga gafla anaomba nynya na kitunguu na chumvi akidai njaa nikampa baada ya muda nasikia anaomba mboga...

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice[emoji30] 2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness[emoji2334]. They...

Salaam Wadau? Katika maisha yetu tunajikuta tunafanya matendo mbalimbali kila siku. Kuna namna fulani unaweza kujikuta wewe ni kijana lakini baadhi ya matendo yake ukijitafakari unaona kabisa...

Moja kwa moja kwenye mada salamu kesho! Hivi ukiwa unatoka kwenda harakati kitu gani ukiwa umekisahau lazima tu ukirudie hata kama umeshadandia boda, umeshawasha gari au kuingia kwenye daladala...