JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Dahhhh Namheshimu mpakakeshooo huyuuu mwl wanguuu Anakwambiaaa somaaasanaa achananamabinti secondary campus unachagua unavyotaka Aliniasaa kwania njemaakabisa

Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akakiangalia kwa muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! Mlevi wa pili akamnyang'anya kisha nae...

Ikitokea baba na mama wanapigana afu mama anapigwa balaa afu wewe ndo unafika utafanyeje ...

You've Been Single From January Through To November And As We Enter December You've Found Love. Bro Don't Accept It, The Devil Wants To Play With Your Bank Account ☹☹☹☹☹Trust me.

A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from...

Wajameni, pamoja na wanasiasa kudai kuwa hali ya uchumi Duniani umeshuka yaani huwezi amini kuwa mshahara wa dhambi uko palepale, wala haujabadilika, yaani ni mauti tu......Wejemeni tuache siasa...

Having your Ex on Facebook is annoying. You Post a status saying "I Love Pizza"..And she'll update hers and say "Guys who love pizza have small dicks"

1. Hire two secret detectives and make them follow each other. 2.Want to troll your mom? Simply put a big Knife in your bag every morning. 3. Eye a girl in college who is standing alone? Cool...

NINJIA RAHISI NA ISIYOUMIZA KICHWA

kuna mshkaji kanichukua hapa tukale kuku ndizi! cha ajabu tukaenda bar bado nashangaa akamwambia waita alete kuku ndizi!analeta banana(pombe)na kiroba jogoo! akaagizia na chips kavu huku...

Wakuu nina shida sana na hii supu Kwani muda kweli sijaitumia nilisikia samaki samaki wanauza local food ila bado nilikosa mwenye kujua anielekeze wapi ntapata supu ya kenge au mamba kwa hapa Dar?

Yeyote ambaye anaweza nisaidia kwa hili jambo pls PM me, ninayo shida ya mapenzi nahitaji litatuliwe. Tafadhali no fakes

heshima imejaa tele huku mtaani !

Kiukwelii nimewekaa kilaaina yaa sumuj awaliii Sasanimeonaa hapanaweza pata Msaada Fulani..... Nawaza n panyaa amaa watu Masada tafadhalii maananmbiwa wanaletaa Mussolini Ndanii loh

Habari wanajukwaa, Natafuta marafiki popote walio serious sana kuanzia miaka 25 ,ambao wana busara na hekima ya kutatua matatizo mbalimbali ya kimaisha. Please kwa walio serious tu, kama unaona...

1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda 2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi 3. Ubwabwa kupikwa jumapili tu 4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili' a.k.a tetesakrin 5. Kupamba kadi na pamba sebuleni 6. Ukumbi wa...

Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73ºF. Carefully fold each item, and place in...

Ni mwanachuo huyu......... ammejinadi 24/7...yuko chuo the same we see her here,,..

Habari wana MMU Kiukweli haka ka nyimbo kamenigusa. Ni kweli kuhonga kuna leta mkosi hili mi nishaliprove. Kuna mademu ukiwapa hela kupata nyingine ni shida sijui mpaka amalize kuitumia...

Habar wanajamvi juzi mida ya jion nimekaa na jamaa yangu ananipa story alikua na apointment na dem wake jpil jion bac bwana jamaa kapiga cm weeee mwanamke hapokei jamaa akaona isiwe tabu wacha...