JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Did you know that a man's dick is the lightest object on earth It can be lifted by only thinking

*HII KALI [emoji23]* *Mgojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.* *Daktari: hilo tatizo lilianza lini?* *Mngojwa:tatizo lipi?*...

New zeal on tax collection

Siku hizi hata majalala hayafuriki tena wala hayana 'mchanganyiko' kama ule wa zamani. Usijiulize kwa nini.

Haka kamshahara leo tar 22 mpaka mwanzoni mwa mwezi ujao tutapoteana mapema

KUBEBA NAULI KAMILI NAYO NI SHIDA: Yani nimepanda daladala kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa gari zima alafu akakaa siti ya...

Jamaa analala yeye na mke wake na watoto wote chumba kimoja. Akamwambia mke wake wacha tujinyooshe wakishalala watoto, ukiona nawasha kibiriti nazima ujue nakuita njoo kwangu.. Mke Akakubali sawa...

PETER: "I want my money now!" JOHN: "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you". he pulled a gun and shot himself dead PETER: "Hahaha... If you think u'll get away with my money u r wrong, I...

Snoop Dog Hatimae Amelud Bongo kweri Trump Sio Mtu Wa Mchezo Mchezo

Jamaa kamuomba Mungu....Ee Mungu nijalie kazi niwe na mifuko imejaa hela kila siku, gari limejaa mademu kibao, niwe nikifungua mdomo watu wananisikiliza...wiki moja baadae jamaa akapata kazi ya...

Je inawezekana kweli?

Naanza na swali,jamani hivi ni halali kulipia huduma ya chakula halafu tena ulipie huduma ya choo? For me this is a big no,ok assume umeamua kujitoa akili ukalipia choo halafu bado unakuta...

Kumekuwa na kero mbalimbali maeneo tunayoishi zikifanywa na watu iwe kwa makusudi au kwakutokujua..Hii fursa yako kutoa dukuduku lako kwa walengwa watakao soma Uzi huu ili wajue kuna watu...

Kuna kiongozi mmoja nimesoma kwenye Jf kwamba inaishauri serikali wa kupunguza Asilimia 80 ya waajiriwa wa serikali kwamba hawana kazi zaidi ya kupiga umbea.. We are born in the wrong country at...

[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22] *Nimelala nkaota naendesha New Mercedez Benz [emoji593] S-Class 2016...*[emoji593]...

Unamaliza kufanya mapenzi na demu ghetto kwako anakuomba chupi yake iliyoanguka upande wa pili wa kitanda. Unaangalia unaona chupi mbili za rangi tofauti, na chupi yake huikumbuki...

Kwa Mwenye uelewa uyu Jamaa multipurpose uyu sodoka wawap ana Kaz gan ?

kila wanapoiba pochi za kina Dada wanakuta .vibanio na wanja.kwingine na hirizi kbsa

Halow!..... Eeeeh m mzima cjui ww......... Eeeh mwambie mapenz hata walioyaanzisha yaliwatesa......... Eeeh nd hvo bwana kwel.......ndio kk......aaaaaah kweliiii.........eeeeeeh ndo hvo nmeoa saiz...