Walevi wawili waliokota kioo,
mlevi wa 1 akakiangalia kwa muda mrefu kisha akasema
"hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..!
Mlevi wa pili akamnyang'anya kisha nae...
You've Been Single From January Through To November And As We Enter December You've Found Love. Bro Don't Accept It, The Devil Wants To Play With Your Bank Account
☹☹☹☹☹Trust me.
A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track..
The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..
He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from...
Wajameni, pamoja na wanasiasa kudai kuwa hali ya uchumi Duniani umeshuka yaani huwezi amini kuwa mshahara wa dhambi uko palepale, wala haujabadilika, yaani ni mauti tu......Wejemeni tuache siasa...
1. Hire two secret detectives and make them follow each other.
2.Want to troll your mom? Simply put a big Knife in your bag every morning.
3. Eye a girl in college who is standing alone? Cool...
Wakuu nina shida sana na hii supu Kwani muda kweli sijaitumia nilisikia samaki samaki wanauza local food ila bado nilikosa mwenye kujua anielekeze wapi ntapata supu ya kenge au mamba kwa hapa Dar?
Habari wanajukwaa,
Natafuta marafiki popote walio serious sana kuanzia miaka 25 ,ambao wana busara na hekima ya kutatua matatizo mbalimbali ya kimaisha. Please kwa walio serious tu, kama unaona...
Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73ºF.
Carefully fold each item, and place in...
Habari wana MMU
Kiukweli haka ka nyimbo kamenigusa.
Ni kweli kuhonga kuna leta mkosi hili mi nishaliprove. Kuna mademu ukiwapa hela kupata nyingine ni shida sijui mpaka amalize kuitumia...
Habar wanajamvi juzi mida ya jion nimekaa na jamaa yangu ananipa story alikua na apointment na dem wake jpil jion bac bwana jamaa kapiga cm weeee mwanamke hapokei jamaa akaona isiwe tabu wacha...