JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna habari nazisoma hapa hata siamini. Eti mwisho wa mwezi huu ndo mwisho wa dunia. Daa roho inaniuma sana maana ndo kwanza nimempata laaziz wangu wa moyo. Sasa hata sijamshughulikia vizuri...

mshana jr Hivi ushawahi kuwa na mpenzi muongo mpaka akikwambia usiku mwema unatoka nje kuangalia kama ni usiku kweli? Arushaone

Kuna tabia ambayo wadada wengi wamekuwa nayo mda mrefu yaani mwanaume ukiwa huna hela halafu una umri mdogo unaonekana dogo na uwezi kuruka sarakasi zetu zile, ila ukiwa na hela bana unaonekana...

Wadau nimewamisi sana baada ya kuchezea wiki,kila la heri

Nimeona wengi wakimpinga sana mbunge wa ulanga kuhusu pendekezo lake la kufuta historia (kumbukumbu) na badala yake tuweke International figure (Diamond) kama ni kutambua kazi na jitihada...

On this special day, i wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many...

Read this: If you are a man remember who you are! If you are a woman [emoji184] Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U. [emoji779]A man is the most...

20 Most influential Jf members Wakuu leo nimeona nitoe list ya watu wenye ushawishi , kuna muda unaweza ukawa huna cha kuandika au kukoment humu ila unaweza kupitia habari mbalimbali ambazo...

Hbr za Leo wadau! Nakia kichefuchefu, kizunguzungu, hasira, na udhaifu wa mwili. Kwa dalili hizo ninaweza kuwa nimeshika mimba? Simpendi mume wangu hata akinipigia simu nasikia hasira sipokei...

Waungwana naomba kujua ratiba na gharama za mabasi yanayosafiri kutoka Dar-rukwa moja kwa moja.

Dear ladyfurahia, Each year your birthday reminds me that I really want to say am very glad that I know you. A friend like you is a gift from God and hard to find. I hope you enjoy your birthday...

si maneno yangu bali ni ya kocha mmoja mzalendo alipokuwa akihojiwa na kituo fulani cha redio akitakiwa aeleze historia yake ya ukocha.ndipo akasema kuwa kazi hiyo ameianza siku nyingi,na miongoni...

Mwanaume alisikika akilalama "haiwezekani akae kimya kwa miezi 2, anatumia nn? Au kuna mtu mwingine ana mhudumia? Siku za nyuma ilikuwa haiishi wiki". Haya yameibuka huku kwetu uswazi. Jamani...

Wadau tukumbushane AKA za mashuleni tulikosomea. Mimi naanza na Minaki na Umbwe: Minaki aka Dabanga Tumbili aka Vinyanyiko Mkuu wa Shule aliyekuwepo wakati wetu aka Faza Mkuu wa Shule Msaidizi...

Nimetukanwa Kinyambe chako weee. Mimi nilikuwa najua Kinyambe ni jina la mtu, kumbe ni tusi jamani....... Daslamu matusi mengi jamani.... Wageni mwakaribishwa msijifunze mambo ya mji huu. Ushoga...

Sina sehemu yakutosha yakuelezea uzuri wako mpenzi wangu, tabia yako nzuri, kujali kwako, upole wako na ubunifu wako unanifanya nikuone bora kila siku... Ninayo furaha kubwa kuwa nawe!! utii...

Habari wakuu Naombeni ushauri maana nataka kubadili jina, badala ya kuitwa MKWEPA KODI nitumie jina la MFICHA SUKARI, sababu kuu ya kuamua kubadili jina ni kutokana na mgogoro wa kifamilia ambao...

Ni rough cut ya wimbo ambao nilikuwa nao mawazoni kwa karibu miaka mitatu sasa. So I decided to pick up my guitar na kurelax kidogo kwa kucheza muziki huu.. hope waimbaji wazuri wanaweza kuufanyia...