JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Three Moi university students dodged exam because they were partying the whole weekend and couldn't read. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean on...
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NDANI YA KANISA: MCHUNGAJI: Ningekuwa na uwezo ningechukua Guiness zote na kuzimwaga mtoni!" Waamini wakajibu Ameen! MCHUNGAJI: Ningechukua Safari zote na kuzimwaga mtoni! WAAMINI: Ameen...
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Habari wakuu, Tangu nirudi Tanzania toka nchi za nje nimekuwa na mzuka sana wa kukutana na washkaji wa kitamboo niweze kuwapa maujuzi ya nje ya Tanzania... Sasa wale wooote wa tanga, maeneo ya...
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Umofia wana JF, Kuna Demu yupo kwenye tangazo la na Like asubuhi na Airtel,Yule msichana anafanya mazoezi katinga pedo ya njano na blauzi nyekundu,aisee kajaaliwa neema za alah na mahaga ya...
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Habari, Bila kupoteza muda niende kwenye point, Katika pirikapirika zangu za kazi nikakutana na jamaa ambaye imenibidi tuwepamoja kwenye kazi. Mara tukawa karibu zaidi yaan marafiki, hivo...
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Are you a Tanzanian aged between 25yrs-44yrs? Are you a holder of a Bachelor's degree in any field related to Finance, Statistics, Economics, Commerce, Humanities, Social Sciences...
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Bwana Lukuledi alikuwa anapenda sana kunywa pombe kiasi kwamba ilikuwa akipata pesa anaondoka asubuhi na mapema kwenda kunywa pombe mpaka usiku sana anarudi kulala tu na kesho tena ataamka asubuh...
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Wakuu, Ndugu yenu nina umri wa makamo (ni kati ya 23 na 26). Miongoni mwa vitu ambavyo nina ushamba navyo, Ni suala la kutopanda ndege. Hivyo naomba wakuu mnisaidie gharama na utaratibu wa...
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Misemo ya Nguli wa filamu za Kinaijeria Pete Edochie. 1. Fursa ndogo anayopewa nyani ya kivishwa nguo, haimhakikishii kujiunga katika meza ya chakula kula pamoja. 2. Kuishi na mwanaume asiye na...
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MAISHA NI MWANDISHI, SIO KALAMU Zamani wakati tupo shule ya msingi tulikua na utamaduni wa kushindana eti nani ana mwandiko mzuri[emoji1]. Yaani, zoezi hilo lilionekana la maana kuliko kusoma...
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Jamani kumbe kuolewa ni raha hivi, Ukiwa jikoni mume huyu hapa, Ukienda chumbani utasikii vipi sweetie, Mkiwa na kamtoko utafunguliwa mlango wa gari wewe ni kuingia na kukaa kisha mlango wa...
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Wakuu kwa kweli ushamba ni mzigo wakati tunakua kua yani tuwadogo niliwah kuwaza kuwa kuna nguo maaluma za kuvaa ukiwa dar kuna nguo lazima uzivae yani nzuri au lazima uwe na nguo special za...
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Katika maisha kuna mambo mtu huwez sahau miaka yote.mimi nmelazimika kuhama mtaa kutokana na aibu nliyopata. Ukienda sinza madukani uliza geko mnamjua. Watakupa story zangu zote na kisa cha kuhama...
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wana jf inakuwaje? leo nina kautafiti kutoka kwenye ubongo wangu kwahyo source ni ubongo wangu(kwa wale mnaotaka source leo mtaambulia tomato source mkalie pweza na najua wananchi wengi...
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Wakuu naomba maana ya maneno haya.
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"Serikali ikimaliza kukagua Watumishi Hewa... iangalie na WAPENZI Hewa.. kuna watu wana mahusiano mwaka wa 3 huu Hawajawahi kupelekana kwao![emoji102] [emoji102]
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[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] MKUKI KWA NGURUWE....... Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama... "Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..." Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu...
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1: BACHELOR HUSBAND Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life. 2: ACIDIC HUSBAND. Is always...
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Snura afungiwa mziki
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