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Bujibuji NA TICHA WAKE: Ticha: assume you are walking in a jungle suddenly U meet face 2 face with a lion, what will u do? Bujibuji: i will stop assuming!!
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Hongera kwa siku yako hii muhimu, cna ua wala cake, ila kwa maneno nakwambia hongera sana shem wangu.
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Rappers are like pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and dont write very well.
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Nataka kujua wanajf topic gani iliyokusanya post nyingi za kuelimisha jamii kwa kwa mwezi huu
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Uliahidi kutoa tamko rasmi ndani ya masaa 72 kuhusu hatma ya mahusiano yako na Madame B,muda unayoyoma hivo na wewe ndo unakazia udomo zege,toa tamko bana kama unammwaga vibosile wamnyanyue...
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Habarini marafiki zangu mjengoni humu Kila nikikaa na kutafakari ni lini nitapata kitu kama hichi kwani moyo watamani akili na mwili vyatamani nili nitaendesha dude hili jamani maana...
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utemaji wa mate ovyo wasababisha mafuriko kigogo. Mkuu wa mkoa wa Dar es Salaama awatembelea wahanga. Source; mimi mwenyewe nipo eneo la tukio.
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Umekimbilia nini sasa? Mnapenda sana udaku badala ya kujifunza. Hebu gonga hapa ujionee bonge la Surabaya Surabaya - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Serikali inapiga marufuku matumizi ya MIFUKO YOTE YA PLASTIKI je vipi kuhusu CONDOM nazo zitapigwa marufuku!!!!!!! !!!?
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Habari wana jamvi ktk pitapita yangu nimeona ni jambo la busara kuwasalimia hawa wafuatao:- Tata nyamatwi,hekima tele,kyanakyomuhaya,baba...
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Ladies ladies ladies!!!..jaslaws nshakua mtu mzima mie sasa naitaji WIFE wa kuishi nami, kuzaa ma kulea wototo nami kwenye shida na raha avumilie nami, asinifanyie kama...............akasababisha...
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Punde hivi nimetoka kwenye duka linalouuza bidhaa za ndani. Mazungumzo yangu na muuzaji ;- Mimi : Nahitaji jiko dogodogo la gas. Muuza : "Blaza majiko yapo mazuli , tena matilio tulizonazo ni...
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utafiti wangu humu jf umenionyesha kuna id nzuri na nyingine mbaya, mfano id nzuri kwangu mimi ni MADAME B,MADAMEX ,EVELYNE SALT,GASPERY LASWAY,ARABELA,KING KONG,MALIAA, CHARMINGLADY, ARUSHA ONE...
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Habarini wana jamvi hope mko poa niwatakie mapumziko mema
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Ikifika mwaka 2017 na bado hujaoa basi ujue Possibility ya wewe kuoa ni ndogo sana.Sio kwa sababu wanawake watakuwa wameisha,LA hasha!Ila hutaweza ku-afford kuoa labda umtoroshee msichana wa...
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As days go on i have realised that everything in this Country is Fake. Nothing is genuine i swear! 1. Many Juices in the shop are fake! 2. You can buy rice ...they tell you that it is Mbeya brand...
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To the world revolution. Is an idea for a new , global activist. Social movement for progressive, social change it aims to resolve in a difinitive and comprehensive manner, the major social...
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Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 -...
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