A man had an HIV test on a Friday and was asked to return for the results the following week.
On that Sunday, he went to the church and to his consternation, the priest said, My people, Praise...
nimewaza sana haya yanayoendelea , nimemfikiria Mkuu wa Nchi yetu mzaliwa wa Msoga, nimewatizama wasaidizi wake na wanamzunguka, nimewatazama watoto wake na mke wake.
Nimeshindwa kufikia hitimisho...
DAD: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
JOTI: Both.
DAD: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go
JOTI: Paris
DAD: That means you like your mum more?
JOTI: No, I...
Kuna mke mmoja alimuomba mpangaji mwenzake wa kiume ndoo ya kuogea,alipomaliza kuoga akamrudishia ndoo yake.Baadae akakumbuka kama amesahau chupi yake kwenye ile ndoo!Ilimbidi aende akamwambie...
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Ukiwa unacomment unaitika Juu juuuuuu zaidiiiii kishaunatupia comment yako .
Mwenzenu mie tangu nimekuwapo katika hii dunia sijawahikubahatika kwenye BAHATI...
don't take it personal,niko na strong love na huu mmea[herb]...hey mr officer what kind of corruption you have on your tongue to prison a man for simple draw of herb[that grow from the earth],kaya...
50% will fail this,,
When a conductor is promoted, he
becomes a driver.
When an apprentice is promoted, he
becomes a master.
When a class teacher is promoted, he
becomes a head teacher.
When a...
DOGO : Eti baba mtu stupid yuko je?
DADDY: Hilo ni swali zuri sana, a very
good kweshen kwa kweli I am praud of
you,ni wazi kuwa kuna kila sababu ya kukiri
kuwa elimu unayopata inaendana na...
Ulevi unashika kasi Tanzania ,walevi wamerahisishiwa mno kwa sasa, ukiwa na jero tu unapata pakiti maarufu kama kiroba, kuna kina aina ya viroba leo hii ambavyo huuzwa mpaka kwenye stand za...
Nakumbuka jinsi nyimbo za mchakamchaka zilivyokua zinahamasisha wanafunzi kuwa wazalendo, amasa achilia kuwa fiti kimwili na kiakili. Mfano wimbo wa Iddi Amini, Banda, Mzee Jumbe...
Unakuta mdada ni rafiki tu, mnawasiliana vizuri eitha kwa simu na hata kutembeleana, cha kushangaza ikitokea mdada akiwa na shida akiomba msaada kwako(hasa pesa) ukimpatia tu, kuanzia cku hiyo...
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