#"SITOMUIBIA_MWALIMU_MILELE" ni
kauli iliyotolewa na kibaka baada ya
kuiba Pochi ya Mwalimu wa primary
na kukuta vitu vifuatavyo:-
1-Majina ya wapiga kelele darasan
2-Majina ya waliochelewa...
huwa nasikiaga watu wanapozeeka wanarudia tabia za utoto, sijui kuna ukweli kwa kiasi gani....
Ila mwenzenu (sikumbuki kama kuna kipindi niliwahi kuliacha hili) ninapokuwa na usingizi macho...
Salamu wakuu,
heshima kwenu. Hili jambo ni la siku nyingi nimekua naliwaza ila leo inanibidi nitangaze kuwa nipo ninamchumbia Mtajwa hapo juu Mary Hanbig
Natangaza rasmi kuweka wazi kuwa...
Jamaa kapoteza mali zoote na akawa maskini wa kutupwa sababu ya ulevi. Siku moja akapita karibu na jalala akaona chupa za bia. Akashika ya kwanza akaipasua akasema: kwa sababu yako nimeachana na...
Guys.
Niko down sana. My boss is just frustrating me nimeomba kazi mpaka nimechoka.
Haongei na mimi. huwa akitaka kunipa kazi anatuma watu.
Nikiingia ofisini kwakwe anaongea na mimi kama vile...
Jaji mmoja katika jimbo la TENEESEE nchini marekani ameamuru mtoto alipewa jina la MESSIAH abadilishwe jina hilo kwasababu yesu kristo pekee ndio anapaswa kuitwa jina hilo,wazazi wa mtoto huyo...
I'm far from home,nimepokea texts za watu.
kweli amezeeka miaka 93 si kidogo but i just feel sorry for my daddy maana kwenye situation kama hizo hawezi kujicontrol.
Hii kweli imetokea, tulikuwa tupo kwenye daladala asubuhi kutokea ubungo - posta abiria wote tumetulia kama kawa wengine wamekaa wengine wamesimama sasa ghafla jamaa mmoja sharobaro amepiga pamba...
Kwakuwa ni lazima tupongezane ili tuonekane wazalendo basi pongezi ziwaendee
1. Wahandisi wote wanaojenga majengo marefu ya kisasa na yakaporomoka
2. Wanasheria wote wanaotetea majambazi na...
Achaneni na cha tarime tumieni cha nading'oro kinauzwa kwa barakaa hapo car wash karibu na mt meru,puff moja unavua serewale mchana kweupe,mtaipendaje?
Cc: Arushaone Erickb52, Nicas Mtei na...
Habari wanajamvi wote
Nawatakia sikukuu njema ya nanenane (88) kwa wale
wakulima na wazalishaji wa nafaka na mazao mbalimbali
Mungu awafanikishe kwenye mazao yenu mpate masoko
na mzidi kufanikiwa...
"Sasa nimeamini kwamba kila mmoja wetu ana wito binafsi hapa duniani, wito huo ni wakipekee kabisa kama alama za vidole,
Na kwamba njia bora ya kufanikiwa ni kugundua nini upendo na kisha...
Mugabe na familia yake walitaka kwenda mapumziko kusherehekea ushindi wa uchaguzi uliofanyika hivi juzi.
Mugabe alitaka kwenda Dubai, Mke wake Grace na watoto wawili walitaka kwenda Bahamas...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple...
Jamaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa baa wanakata kinywaji (Mmmoja alikuwa mmarekani na mwingine muhindi) Jamaa wa kihindi kwa sauti ya kilevi akaanza kulalama "Huko home bhana wanadai wamenitafutia...
Girl; I need a man who is handsome with a nice car,beautiful house a good job who have alot of money and who will love me for who i am not considering my weaknesses.
Me: Girl,you need Jesus Christ.
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