Mimi nimesoma, ila kiwango changu cha elimu hakikidhi haja ya swali nililoulizwa, lakini wenzangu mmesoma, so nisaidieni swali hili, "Hivi, aliyechora ramani ya dunia, alikuwa amekaa wapi?"...
Kwa wana cc..
Mnakumbuka ule wimbo uliopigiwa kelele sana na akina Mamndenyi wakati ule uliokuwa unasema "wanawake wazuri wameshaolewa.. Wamebaki manungayembe wanahangaika".. Nimeikuta kwenye...
Napenda nimtakie HERI YA SIKU YA KUZALIWA wifi yangu mpendwa marejesho
Mungu akupe maisha marefu na yenye furaha tele siku zote za maisha yako
nb;-Forever young and good-looking. Thats all i...
Maranyingi shetani hulaumiwa kwa mambo mengi..watu baada ya usalitiana utamskia msaliti akidai "nisamehe ni shetani tu alinipitia", yakitokea mauaji yyte ya kinyama utaskia watu wanadai "shetani...
Binti: Baba nimepata mpenzi lakini yuko mbali sana na hapa Tanzania. Yuko Uingereza, London. Kuna website moja ya watu wanaotafuta wapenzi tulikutana humo, tukawa marafiki kwenye Facebook...
Mzee mmoja aliongozana na binti yake kwenda kwa mwanaume aliyempa mimba huku akitweta kwa hasira. Walipofika ilikua hivi: Mzee,wewe ndio ulimpa mimba bint yangu?
KIJANA: Mzee ni kweli mimi...
Mli mhola wana CC wote?????
Usiku wa kuamkia leo nimeota ndoto hii, Mbunge mmoja maarufu na machachari amefariki dunia. Mara baada ya mimi kupewa taarifa hizo nikazimia. Nilipozinduka nikaanza...
Mwandishi wa habari wa Uingereza anamuuliza Mugabe baada ya kushinda uchaguzi: Mr President don't you think 89 years old would have been a great time to rest and retire?
Mugabe akajibu: Have you...
Wana CC!
mambo niaje?
Kiukweli tokea nihamie huku Msumbiji!
Namiss sana mambo mengi toka kwa wife wangu shansarie...
Na kwenu members wote..
Nawamiss sana...
Mlioelekeza mijicho kwa wife...
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares
me."...
Jamaa karuhusiwa kutoka hospitali ya vichaa,
akapandishwa kwenye ambulance hadi karibu na kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka kwako?
Akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileeeeee!,
wakatoka watoto wawili...
Kila nikilog in JF, jukwaa la kwanza kutembelea ni la Siasa. Jukwaa hili lina watu wenye mawazo zigzag na kama roho yako ndogo waweza kujikuta unatukana mtu matusi yote kwenye kamusi.Mwanzoni...
Kwanin uteseke uhangaike njoo leo chitchat upate raha zote unazozikosa majukwaa mengine.. Njoo huku bwana chitchat kisiwa cha msongo wa mawazo huru(stressfree zone).. Utakutana na watu kama wakina...
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