JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamaa: Hello mrembo, samahani, una mpenzi? Binti: Hapana. Sina mpenzi. Jamaa: Kitabu cha Mwanzo 2: 18 "Bwana Mungu akasema, Si vema huyo mtu awe peke yake, nitamfanyia msaidizi wa kufanana naye."...
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Jamaa alikutana na simba porini, kwa woga akapiga magoti akafumba macho akasali, alipofumbua macho akakuta simba amepiga magoti anasali, jamaa akauliza "na wewe kumbe una dini? simba akajibu "wewe...
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wanaJF hizi ni hisia zangu juu ya huyu mtoto Elizabeth Michael" LULU" My lv iz brilliant, my lv iz Pure!! Siku zote nionapo picha yake, nisikiapo jina lake moyo wangu hupatwa na mshitiko mkubwa...
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Siju kama ni kweli? Sijafanya utafiti. Aliyefanya utafiti atuthibitishie ukweli wa madai haya.
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Umeitwa shaurini juu ya kadhia ya familia hii. Baba amehonga mtaji wote wa familia. Mama amepigwa mimba na fundi charahani aliepanga ubaraza wa kushonea mbele ya nyumba ya familia. Kijana...
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VineScope - She says I love you! and Best Vines | The best, funniest, and most clever Vine vdeos all in one place!
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Ni cheupe kama barafu na ni cheusi kama giza, kuliwa ni haramu na kunywa ni halali. Kina herufi tano na kinaanza na herufi ''M'', kinatumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na kinatumiwa na...
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Hili ni swali nalokutana nalo kila siku napoongea na Wakenya katika mihangaiko yangu hapa Nairobi.Hivi huko Bongo mkikutana na Wakenya huwa mnawauliza nini? Nipo hapa Natural Heritage iliyopo...
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Una mke/mume/mchumba, kila wakati unamkuta yuko bize kwenye jukwa la Love Connect...na kwa bahat mbaya hataki kukupa ID yake ya JF!!
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Baada ya kubanwa na nenge kali jamaa akaingia mgahawani akamwita mhudumu, Mhudumu: Nikusaidie nini kaka? Jamaa: Nletee chipsi kaki na mishkavu miwili, usisahau na panta fashen tafadhali. Mhudum...
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Wenzetu wameanza kufanya haya maziko, i wish na mimi ningezikwa huko, maana hautaoza
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Wapendwa, mnisaidie! Mimi ni mshabiki wa wanawake wenye sura bomba shepu kali na makalio makubwa. Nimewagegeda wengi wa hivi. Sas nataka niulize maana najua wenzangu ni wengi humu. Hivi makalio ya...
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wanaJF hizi ni hisia zangu juu ya huyu mtoto Elizabeth Michael" LULU" My lv iz brilliant, my lv iz Pure!! Siku zote nionapo picha yake, nisikiapo jina lake moyo wangu hupatwa na mshitiko...
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Ni hilo tu, ila siku hizi nimeoa, Lady doctor hupika na kupakua nyumbani kwangu. Ila ki-ukweli nimekumiss my X.
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During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down...
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Kutaka matokeo Makubwa bila watumishi wa chini kulipwa mshahara wa kuridhisha ambao ndo Ginuani, Ni kujidanganya huko Juu Mmejiongeza sie tuishie kupewa Oda tu "Vox popoli Vox dei"
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Wale wanajamvi mlioko Bukoba nko hapa kwenye ardhi yenu
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1. Kitambi Mvurugo -- Hiki kitambi kimekaa kama O. Kinapatikana kwa kula sana kitimoto. 2. Kitambi Mchuchumio -- Hiki kitambi kimekaa kama herufi D. Kinatokana na kula sana michemsho na bia za...
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