The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's...
mashoga wawili,anti beni na anti rashidi walikutana wakiwa na hamu ya kukwanyuliwa,anti beni akamwambia anti rashidi atoe kitendawili kama akipata anamkwanyua.akikosa yeye anti rashidi amkwanyue...
Jamaa mmoja aliulizwa utaoa liniI ?akajibu nasubiri mwanamke
atakaeachika ndio nimuoe;watu wakamuuliza kwanini unataka aliyeachika?
akawajibu kwasababu MKE MWEMA NI YULE ANAYETOKA KWA BWANA .
Nikiwa na miaka 9 tu,nilikupoteza mama yangu kipenzi.Sijaacha kulia juu yako katika kipindi chote hicho,kila ninapovuka vizingiti ndivyo ninavyozidi kutamani ungekuwepo pembeni yangu na kunipigia...
habari ndugu zangu, naelekea kwa watani [wagogo] ila naomba nijue kabisa, kuna JF dodoma wing? kama ipo, ndio napiga hodi ila nikikuta ni wagogo watupu, ntamtuma hausigeli aniwakilishe...
Miaka kadhaa iliyopita rafiki yangu alitaka kukatisha maisha kisa hali ngumu. Hakuwa na fedha, hakupata wa kumsaidia. Alitengwa na familia. Kikubwa alijiepusha na madawa ya kulevya.
Leo hii ni mtu...
Jamaa kapoteza mali zoote na akawa masikini wa kutupwa sababu ya ulevi, siku moja akapita karibu na jalala akaona chupa za bia. Akashika ya kwanza, akaipasua, kwa sababu yako nimeachana na mke...
Mie naishi mjini ! Na mjini ndiyo tunakojifunza ama kusikia mengi kuliko kule mashinani (vijijini).
Miongoni mwa ninayoyasikia sana yakisemwa ni pamoja na hili, kwamba -;
"Eti za kizungu ni za...
Nakuuliza wewe mwana Chit-Chat.
Hivi ulijisikiaje siku unajiandaa kwenda Dar,vp usingizi siku hiyo uliupata?vipi ulikula kweli siku hiyo?mavazi jee uliyo lipuka nayo kuingilia jijini?
Wapi/Nini...
wakuu naomba kuuliza hili swali ivi hawa wa Moshi wanaweza kweli football? sijawahi kusikia '....anakwenda pale masawe.....masawe anampa shirima......tittu....
Mke kasikia mumewe
ambaye alikuwa safari
akigonga mlango wa
nyumba yao afunguliwe,
naye alikuwa na bwana
mbaya zaidi walikuwa
wanaishi ghorofa ya kumi
na nne, mdada
mwasherati akamwambia...
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