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Lililo stawi na halufu yake mbaya au lililo nyauka na halufu yake nzuri?
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Maisha yangu sijawahi kusikia hili jambo. Nipo kwenye msiba hapa kwa mama moja. She was born 1949 na kuondoka majuzi. She is my neighbor, tokea nimfahamu huyu mama nyumbani kwake hakujawahi...
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Habar wa JF Leo nimeona nikumbuke siku ambayo ilinifanya niwe mdogo kama piliton na wa barid kama barafu! Madhara ya kuwa na wapenzi wawili, ambao majina yao yaana anza J, mfano Jackline and...
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Umerudi na marks mbovu toka shule,baba yako anaamua kumwandikia mwalimu barua ya kulaani ufundishaji wa siku hizi.Anamwandikia mwalimu barua ifuatayo,je ingekua wewe ungeipeleka kwa teacher...
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Officer: What is your name? Matome : MP Officer: Please tell me properly Matome : Matome Patrick Officer: Who is your father? Matome : MP sir. Officer: Meaning? Matome : Michael Patrick...
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Kama unahitaji hii simu wasiliana nami, bei poa! X-ray phone
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happy people niaje...heshima zenu wakuu.kuna kitu kimenigusa,ukiwa kama mzazi,baba,mama kijacho,kijana au mtu yote,kuna aina mbili za shule wote tumepitia. boarding skul na days skul.sijawai...
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Fundi mmoja wa kimasai alipelekewa redio ndogo kwa ajili ya kufanyiwa ufundi......Baada ya kuanza kuifungua mende kadhaa wakaanza kutoka ndani ya redio...Ndipo yule fundi mmasai akaanza kusema...
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Kwa nini umenitumia hii post card? cc Boflo MziziMkavu Bujibuji Paloma sosoliso saudari
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1. Moshi hakuna waokota machupa. 2. Moshi hakuna mateja. 3. Moshi hakunuki Mikojo. 4. Moshi hakuna machangudoa. 5. Moshi hakuna wachoma vitumbua jioni Barabarani. 6. Moshi hakuna kukatika...
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Unaona kwa mbali wananchi 'wenye hasira kali' wanamshambulia mtu kwa KUMTUHUMU ni kibaka, wanajiandaa kumvisha tairi na kumtia kiberiti. Unaposogea unajua ni kaka yako. Na unajua ukijaribu...
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Naskia umemfumania Arushaone na ausgeli. Source: Erickb52 na mkewe Amyner..........wanasema walishuhudia live hiyo songombingo.
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Kwanza tulikuwa tunapiga menu heavy! Halafu tunaenda kucheza. Huyu Golikipa ni MwanaJF maarufu sana siku hizi.
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Kwa mazingira haya hiyo Big results now itawezekana kweli?
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm...
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Methari nyingi zinaanza ku xpare siku hizi, mficha uchi anaogopa ukimwi, mgaagaa na upwa anajichafua, yaani hata sielewe!, nilisema bandu bandu mwanangu akasema mama unatukana,
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