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20 Reasons Why Going To The Gym Is A Huge Waste Of Time
Viol
1. Let's be honest, it's been so long you'll probably end up looking like this: 2. Or this:
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Kuna Lipsi mbili
Samwel0759
Boss mmoja katangaza nafasi za ajira kwa kazi ya secretary. mabinti kibao wame-apply na muda wa interview umefika boss: mwanamke ana lips sehemu mbili,hebu nambieni tofauti ya lips hizo binti 1...
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hivi wapo humu
B'REAL
HIVI BADO KINA MAYASA WOMO HUMU...UNAKUTA DADA KAJIREMBA KAWEKA DOTI LA WANJA KATIKATI YA KOPE ZA MACHO,KAPIGA GAUNI LA MARINDA MARINDA VIATU VYA KOKONKO NA MKANDA WA KIPEPEO JUU KACHANA AFRO...
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Mwanajeshi wa M23 akiwa amepumzika
NEW NOEL
Mapumzikoni Goma huko
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Natamani kuwafunda lakini?
ladyfurahia
Habari zenu wanajamvi wenzangu humu mjengoni Nimekaa nimetafakari, nimejiuliza na kujijibu mwenyewe ila nimeshindwa kupata jibu litakaloniwezesha kukidhi haja ya moyo wangu. Niliyoyaona humu...
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Rafiki zangu wa Dar Mnipokee Kesho
pozzyfaza
rafiki zangu wa dar, kesho nitakuja kuwatembelea, nikitokea Zambia, now nipo mkoani mbeya hapa mlowa nitapenda endapo tutatembeleana na kujuana ata kwa sura. nawatakia mfungo mwema. nitawaletea...
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Nani anazidi wenzake kwa ujinga?
Asamwa
Who would you say is the DUMBEST among the following Nigerian tribe’s men? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi...... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner...
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barua ya mama
Vodka
Binti: Hello baba Baba: Sema binti yangu.. Binti: Nimempenda huyu mlinzi wa hapa nyumbani, nimeamua nitoroke nikaolewe nae. Baba: ------- kweli wewe unadhani nitashtuka tena utanipunguzia...
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Habari kubwa leo 1:8:2013
Yusuph Issa
habari za asubuhi wana jf wote?! nchini kenya imeripotiwa mama mmoja ameichoma moto nyumba aliyokuwa akiishi akiwa na watoto wake ndani kwa sababu ya kuachwa na mume wake,mama amesema aliamua...
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Je ungekuwa humo kama abiria ungefanyafanya nini?
Maarifa
ASSUME IT IS YOU IN THAT PLANE WHAT WILL YOU DO...
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hi
tundijr
:A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss::A S kiss::A S-key::A S-key::A S-key::A S-key::help::help::help:
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Zifuatazo ni adhabu zitolewazo kwa uvunjaji wa sheria za chama cha wanywaji pombe:
Nyamuleha jr
ZIFUATAZO NI ADHABU ZITOLEWAZO KWA UVUNJAJI WA SHERIA ZA CHAMA CHA WANYWAJI POMBE: 1. Kosa la kumtoroka mlevi mwenzako kwenye Bar – Jela miezi tisa. 2. Kuacha kunywa pombe na fedha unazo –...
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Ukipewa nafasi ya kuwa rais
KOKUTONA
If you were given the opportunity to be a president of a nation!!! Which country would you pick?
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Hebu Chekeni kidogo: Dinner with a Girlfriend
Determinantor
Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms...
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umbea mbaya.
KOKUTONA
Denti kakaa kwenye dala dala anaandika sms kwenye simu yake, huku kashika kibegi chake cha shule. Mzee mmoja pembeni akawa anakomaa kuangalia dogo anaandika nini, macho yanamuwasha kwa UMBEA...
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ukizibamba nambie
Mshana Jr
Ukizibamba noti niambie nikupeleke bar yenye mademu wazuri
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LIVE: Tunaelekea kwa Wanyakyusa kupeleka posa...
Mtambuzi
Ni ya kijana wa kaka yangu anaoa kwa Wanyakyusa. Nitakuwa nawapa up dates yatakayojiri.
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embu cheka kdogo
Bampcm
Mama: Mwanangu hebu mpigie simu baba yako mwambie chakula tayari Mtoto: Sawa mama Mtoto: Mama simpati Mama: Bac subir kama baada ya dakika tano mpigie tena inawezekana ni mambo ya network hayo...
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King`amuzi
tomjelly
Teh! niko ofisi za Star Times sina mbavu, kuna masai kaja hapa anasema anataka kinga ya mbuzi Hawakumuelewa kumbe alikuwa anataka King`amuzi. !!!!!
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Wahaya wako juu always like Airforce one!
KakaKiiza
Jamaa momoja jina kapuni juzi alikutwa pale didz akipata kinywaji chake mara akaingia jamaaa mmoja Mhaya nadhani walikuwa wanafahamiana huyu jamaa aliyekutwa didz alikuwa akinywa kinywaji cha...
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