Masawee gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes...
Alikuwepo mama mmoja mkibosho anaetembeza ndizi mbivu mjini Moshi jina lake Manka,sasa alipofika kwenye duka la Mhindi maongezi yakawa hivi, Manka:ngikumba Makundu...
Kimemkumba kisa rafiki yangu mmoja ofisini kwake,ilikuwa hivi;
Receptionist na wadada wengine wote hawakufika ofisini, Managing director (mtu wa makamo) akawa anataka chai basi huku na huku...
Ngono ni tamu jamani acheni maskhara, Yani cpati picha saa hizi kwenye hizo gesti hausi kinachoendelea Yani kama kuna tv zingekuwa zinaonyesha kila kitu huko ndani au mapaa yangekuwa wazimu...
Yaani sijui kama nitaeleweka bila kuleta madhara humu..ni kwamba kwa kipindi kirefu kidogo tangu nijiunge humu pamoja na kwamba wengi ni wakalimu na wenye upendo,ila naomba leo special...
Mama mmoja wa kizungu,alitaka kumuua mumewe.Sasa paliponiacha hoi,eti akajipaka sumu ukeni.Ulaya kuna vituko,ebu shusha kituko chako ulichowai sikia kutoka huko majuu...
Mangi alikuwa
mahakamani kashtakiwa
kwa kosa la mauaji.
Akaruhusiwa kuanza
kujitetea; MANGI:
Mheshimwa mi ninatatiso
maku..makubwa kweli, kila
nikiota ndoto inakuwa
kwee.... inakuwa kweli...
Ilikuwa ni kanisani, Padre akawa anafungisha ndoa akasema; "Kama kuna yeyote mwenye Pingamizi lolote na ndoa hii atoke mbele hawakuona mtu! Aliporudia kwa mara ya pili kua, "Yeyote mwenye...
##Sio kila msichana ukimuona anatembea huku kajibinua wanaume
tulalamike kuwa anatega maksudi...
Wengine unakuta wana JIPU.....si
unajua jinsi jipu linavyouma eeeeh basi
inabidi ajibinue ili...
ama kweli wewe Lady doctor ni toto ya mujini yaani kitanzi kimekukwepa??? lol sina hamu na Baba V na timu yake
embu sikia anavyo sema:tape::tape::tape: link hapo chini kwenye ''L''
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Habari za asubuhi wapendwa?
Na mtanguliza mungu kwa kumshkuru kunipa pumzi mpaka mudaa huu nao toa salam kwenu
Sina budi kuwatakia weekend njema
*natafuta mchumba*
An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot...
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