TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot to...
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much...
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BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No. I dont have a boyfriend.
BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God said ''It is not
good for the man to be alone, i will make a
helper...
jamaa wawili walikuwa wakivua samaki, sasa mida ya jioni wakati wanarudi walikuwa na haraka sana kwani jua lilikuwa tayari linazama kiasi ambacho walidondosha samaki wawili, wakaenda mpaka...
Mzee 1 alifika kijijini,Akakuta mtandao unapatikana vizuri
tu.Akamwandikia mkewesms bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mtu
mwingine ambaye ni mwanamke mfiwa{mjane}.alipopokea sms
asomemana watu...
Ukiona una hivi vijitabia au alama ujue una element za kichawi chawi, na utakuwa mtu wa shida tu milele- "Not personal and no Offence intended pls"
Ukiona rafiki, jirani au mfanyakazi mwenzio...
Hallo wana Jamii,
Nim matumaini yangu wote mu'wazima.........Mimi ni kuku mgeni humu ndani naombeni mwongozo wenu na kamba yangu mguuni.
Ramadhan Kareem.
urefu 165cm
uzito 65kg
shoe size 40
face roughnes 0.35
echo 0.98
hips size 50
power factor 0.98
mbahili
mcheshi
elimu diploma na kuendelea
kama una sifa hizo drop e mail tu...
Dar to Arusha =646km, Arusha to Dar =646km; Ground floor to 15th floor = 15 floors', 15th floor to Ground floor = 15 floors; Monday to Sunday = 7 days, Sunday to Monday = 1 day....This is...
Serikali ya Tanzania imeruhusu watu kutumia mitandao ya simu (Voda, Airtel, tiGo n.k) baada ya kulipia buku kwa mwezi. Hii ni ili kuongeza mapato ya serikali.
Huu ni mkakati wa majaribio ambao...
jaani nisaidieni nimekata mitaa sana hapa Tanzania nimeona mabango mengi sana ya kujitangaaza waganga wa kienyeji utaona mganga kitoka sumbawanga, kigoma,tanga, taveta kenya na mikoa karibu yote...
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