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Mchaga alimkopesha mpare pesa shahidi akiwa Msambaa. Muda wa kulipa deni ulipofika Mpare kwa Ubahili wake akaamua kujiua ili asilipe deni. Mchaga nae kuona hivyo kwa kupenda pesa akaamua kujiua...
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Mtaalamu wa keki aliambiwa atengeneze keki ya harusi kisha aandike juu 1 YOHANA 4:18 lakini akakosea kidogo akaandika YOHANA 4:18. Badala ya kuandika 1YOHANA 4:18 inayosema "Ktk pendo hamna...
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Mkristo kavamia Futari Msiktini. Baada Ya kula Shekhe Akamchagua Asome Dua Ya kushukuru! Jamaa Akatetemeka Sana kwa kuogopa ILa Akajikaza kiume. Akaanza: Ya Tawfiq Watu: Amin :Ya Habib Watu: Amin...
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hii kitu mbona kama siiamini,hivi kweli unaweza kumtia mtu ndimu,alafu uende kwake,jioni ukale ftari.?
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CHAGGA MIND' - A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and...
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mie ndie upinde uliopinda kama coil dawa ya mbu ukininyoosha tu ili niwe kam a unavyotaka navunjika. Nimepata tetesi kuwa mtoto wa Baba V alikamatwa na unga wa sembe ,mhogo na unga wa mtama kule...
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Nmezikuta JOTD A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM...
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Kweli pesa kitu ingine, hebu muone huyu mchizi: Mtoto baada ya kupata utajiri akamwambia babae "baba. Sema unachotaka nikulipe ili tucjuane tena" baba akamjibu "nipe mkeo nimnyonye maziwa kama ww...
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A new element HAS BEEN added to THE PERIODIC TABLE : Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Becomes Hot / Boils at any temp & time, 2. Melts when...
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SIKIA HII:- Mtoto alikua anaoga na baba yake, ghafla akateleza akataka kuanguka akajishikilia kwenye MB*O ya baba yake, Baba akamwambia unabahati sana ku**ma**ko... sijui ungekua unaoga na mama...
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habari za jamvini ndugu zangu, kwa wadau wa mwanza naombeni mnielekeze eneo liitwalo Fumagila linapatikana wapi kwa hapo mwanza? nmepangiwa field huko ila sipafahamu, nategemea majibu mazuri toka...
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nilikua siku moja nipo kwenye mtandao mmoja wa kijamii muda kupita wakati na chat na dada mmja jina tunamuhifadhi ndipo alipo niambai kwamba nimtumie vocha ya elfu tano Ijumaa atanirudishia jaman...
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wanawake wake wanapagawa na nywele zangu
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Jaman wangwana kuna ndg yake dada Rahma ambaye ni mfadhili wa Simba anamtafuta sana hivyo baada ya kumwambia wana JF wana mtandao mkubwa tunaweza kuipata Adress yake akafurahi sana. Najua si vyema...
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HAPA NANI MJINGA ZAIDI? Mmoja alionekan na birika anamwagilia maji kwenye bustan huku mvua inanyesha alipoulizwa akasema mvua ni mvua na maji ni maji Wa pili kaona embe juu ya mwembe akajiuliza...
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Wadau wa Jf, na wana Chit Chat naomba ushirikiano wenu katika subforum hii. Wenu karika Chatin
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Name: Sameery Yusuph Age: 22 Religion: Islamic Tribe: Hindu & Bulush Work: graphycs & Desgner Company: Timamu Effect Home: Dar Es Salam *** I would like to be with people of...
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Walevi wanaume watatu baada ya kinywaji cha masaa kadhaa walianza kuwakebehi wake zao; Mlevi wa Kwanza: Mke wangu ni mjinga sijapata kuona. Eti anataka tununue mabati ya kuezekea nyumba hata...
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Mtihani wa Kiswahili wanafunzi wameambiwa waandike insha, kichwa cha insha "Uvivu ni nini?". Dogo kachukua karatasi 5 za kuandika majibu kazibana pamoja, kaandika jina mwanzo, karatasi 3 karuka...
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