Samaki mkunje ............ mpaka anye!!
Siku za mwizi .............. inategemea kama ni mwanaume hana siku.
polepole ndiyo ............ slow motion
asiyesikia la mkuu .......... ana phone...
Taarifa za kiintelijensia ya Chit chat, imegundua kuwa watu wengi katika kila jambo wanapotaka upenyo au excuse sasa imekuwa rahisi zaidi kwa kutumia kisingizio cha Obama, baadhi yao...
Wana CC,
Naomba ikumbukwe kuwa tuna watu makini sana humu ndani, wenye uelewa tofauti tofauti, tuna wasomi na wasio wasomi, wenye busara na wasio na busara. Haya sasa kama Tungeombwa leo hii...
Nichukue fursa ya Sredi hii kuwatakia kheri kwa members wote walioko swaumuni.
Aidha nitoe ofa kwa wale watakaokua na mkwazo wa futari & daku , wanipm tuone ni vipi tutatatua tatizo lao.
Kila...
Kwa niaba ya mke wangu Lady doctor na wengine wote, tunakutakia upone na urudi kwenye hali yako ya kawaida kiafya na furaha kama jinalo linavyojitaja.
Kwa wasiojua ni kuwa huyu mdada ni...
Hay marafiki
NI MANENO YA HUZUNI KWANGU
"ACHENI TU JAMANI YASIWATOKEE NA NYIE
KATIKA NDOA ZENU. MWENZENU NIMESHINDWA SASA"
Nimeona sio vyema kuwahabarisha jambo hili ambalo kwangu linanipa...
BREAKING NEWZ.!!!!
Habari Zilizotufikia Hivi Punde Ambazo Ni Za Uhakika Ni Kwamba, Mandela Hayupo HAI, Wala MOSHI VIJIJINI Bado Yupo Afrika Kusini..
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Son: what is an idiot dady!
Daddy:An idiot is a person who tries to explain his/her ideas in such a strange and long way that the other person who is listening can't understand.Do u understand...
Kama ww ni mwanamke mwenye umri huo na unahitaji kupata kibutudisho cha ndoa ,ili ukumbuke Enzi za ujana Wako,unakaribishwa kwa mikono miwili na utajisikia kama uko peponi.
Ukiridhia nitafute kwa...
UCHAGUZI wa pafyum kwa kawaida huzingatia mambo mengi ambayo si wengi wanaoyafahamu. Mara nyingi watu huchagua pafyumu kwa kusikia harufu kutoka kwa watu wengine ama kuvutiwa na chupa za...
..........HabARI ZENU WANAJAMVI....???
..................Nachukua fursa hii kukuomba ili kuepusha mijadala na watu ambao mwisho wa siku nitawafanyia operation za lazima ni vizuri ukaamua wewe...
Jamaa alikwenda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa,wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa akamnong'oneza " AKULIPE KABISA NI MGUMU...
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return."
but there is no...
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a...
Arushaone mtaalamu mwenzio amewasili leo DAR ES SALAAM...vp umeenda kumpokea?
Au ndo amekuja hudhuria harusi yako ya 123678 naaa
cc Kaizer Filipo paka Jimmy Lily Flower Preta Blaki Womani...
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