President Kikwete was exchanging a
Word with the Queen of
England.......
"Your Majesty, how do you run
such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
me?"
"Well," said the...
Kipofu alifkishwa mahakamani kisa kaua mtu.Alipohojiwa na JAJI yeye akajitetea akasema hivi :Ndugu JAJI kwakweli mimi na marehemu tuligombana nilipotaka kumpiga akasema NIUE UONE na mimi kwakuwa...
Siku moja Yesu alitoka na Yuda kwenda kutangaza dini, walichukua mikate mitatu, mikate aliibeba Yuda, wakaanza safari, walipofika mbali, Yuda alihisi njaa, akavumiliaaa, mwisho akashindwa, kwa...
Wapenzi wakiwa katika harakati ya kula chakula cha usiku,jamaa akapata swali hili;
Bwana:honey hivi kabla yangu ulikuwa na wanaume wangapi?Demu kimya
jamaa akauliza mara ya pili,demu bado kakomaa...
Dogo anafundishwa hesabu na mama ake.
Mama: mwanangu njoo nikufundishe hesabu
Dogo: thawa mama
Mama: mfano shangazi akikupa maandaz 2,
kisha akikupa tena maandaz mawili, jibu
litakuwa lipi...
Mara baada ya Arushaone kushindwa uzito wa mapenzi na mahabati kutoka kwa Mamdenyi. Mamdenyi ametua kwa mtu mzima Mzee.
Mamdenyi amekiri hadharani kuwa "walau kwasasa anapumua".
Bishanga beebi i have just dowloaded your pension fund form.Najuwa mahela yanakuja kwa akaunti yangu.Ningejua una watoto wangapi?I want to give them their shares.Watoto tu wamama wakatafute wababa...
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