A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with
another man.
She then heard her husband
coming..
She told her lover to stay like
robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ...
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mommy what's that?"
somewhat flustered she quickly...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by...
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS JOKE?
An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week...
Ualimu ni wito.
Mwalimu: Hivi kwanini unachelewa shule kila siku? Unakaa wapi?
Mwanafunzi: Mbali sana.
Mwalimu: Mbali? Mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele kidogo.
Eti mtoto alimuona baba yake anakojoa akamuuliza baba hiyo nini? baba akamwambia mwanangu hii inaitwa heshima, mtoto akakua na kujua kile kitu kinaitwa heshima...cku moja yule mtoto akawa anapata...
Habari zenu wanaChitchat....
Ni miaka mingi imepita tangu nilipoondoka kijijini kwetu, na sababu ya kufanya hivyo ilikuwa ni baada ya mkasa wa kifamilia ulionitukia nyumbani.
Hii ilikuwa ni mara...
Wana Dar Wing naomba niwaletee salamu nyingi kutoka kwa wana Arusha Wing,
Sina chakuongea kwakuwa ukarimu tuliofanyiwa hauna hesabu nisawa na mchanga wa mwaloni!Napenda kutoa shukurani kwa wana...
Omwami bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No.
Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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hapa mujini hawa ma Pdg aka pedegee wanachukua sana totoz nzuri zote! Wanaimbwa sana kwenye masong, watu wanawaogopa sana! Natamani kuwa pedeshee je nifanyeje?
WHAT IS STRESS?
Stress is when you give a beautiful lady a lift and she faints in your car.
You take her to hospital.
When you get there the Doctor says that she is pregnant and congratulates...
Mwanafunzi alikuwa anakerwa sana na sala ndefu ambayo wazazi walikuwa wanamlazimisha kuisali kabla hajalala...mwanafunzi akaamua kuiandika sala yote kwenye karatasi akaibandika ukutani..ikifika...
Nikichoka huwa sipendi kabisa kelele ndo maana kuna muda nasikiliza empty CD! Na nikichoka sana nasoma plain papers, pia nalala huku nmecmama kuepuka kelele za godoro pale nnapo jigeuza, na wakat...
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