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Wadau habari zenyu! Kwa takriban wiki na ushee hivi, nilipotea jamvini. Ambapo nilitumia mapumziko ya Easter kuupanda mlima Kilimanjaro. Dhamira ikiwa nifike Kibo na Mawenzi. Namshukuru...
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Jafoch li su huan zhen lee ping huan jhan zhecht fen lian zoung ming haoyeng chan..KWAHIYO ndo hivo jamani inasikitisha sana wote tuliokuwepo hasubuhi Hii tulitoa mchozi dahhhaaa!!!
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Wadau marekani imeshatangaza bingo ya dola milion 5 kwa atakayewezesha kupatikana kwa Joseph Konyi,,,,, nami nauliza,iwapo ntamuona au ntawezesha huyu jamaa kupatikana nikaripoti wapi ili nipewe...
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Bandugu habari ya mutwekati? Bana abajambo? Kilebe sene kasunu sinkombwa mundu bandu mpapa mpapa mwee! Leo nimeamua kufungua kilichopo ndani ya mtima wangu. Nimiaka mingi tangu nilipo pata wazo...
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Habari kutoka jimbo la Florida, USA zinasema, pametokea kuzama kwa ajabu kwa chumba cha Jaffrey Bush na mwenyewe akiwemo. Huku nyumba hiyo ikibaki bila ya dosari kwa nje lakini kwa ndani chumba...
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Natafta rafki wa kke wa kuchat nae.Nimemalza 4m6 nastay arachuga rafki yeyeto wa kke ambae yuko interested antafute kwa joviel92@ovi.com au joviel92@gmail.com
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Mjambo jamani msisahau kusali kabla hamjalala.
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>>>>>WAGOGO watatu walikwenda kumtembelea ndugu yao mjini nae akawakaribisha kwa kuwapa soda walipoondoka mmoja wao akaweka kizibo cha soda mfukoni badae walipofika mbali akamnong'oneza mwezie...
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1) 90% of people in Australia dont drink milk. 2) Snake's vision is upto 5 km. 3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 4) No twins have been born till now in...
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Jamaa kashuka kwenye gari prrrrrrr! Poorrh!.Watu wote wakamwangalia, kwa utaratibu jamaa katoa simu na kuanza kuitika hello? Watu wote wakaangua kicheko, ha ha kumbe ringtone tu? Aliyekua kando...
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Japo Majukwaa mengine wanawaponda eti hamfai, lakini mimi nawapenda sana. Naomba mnipokee
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Nasinzia sana kazini hasa mida ya mchana! Nimejitahidi kuwahi kulala usiku but wapi!Naomba ushauri wa jinsi ya kupunguza tatizo hili wadau.
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Call duration: Man to Man: 0:00:45 Man to Woman: 1:45:30 Woman to Man: 0:01:15 Tafakari chukua hatua. TUTAFILISIKA... Tubadilike...
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Jameni nauliza swali kuna ubaya kula kwa mkono..mfano umeenda hotel kubwa kubwa unakula chips na kuku au samaki...maana kutumia umma na kisu kukatia kuku mwenzenu naona napoteza mda halafu...
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Binti Mmoja Alipata Mimba. Babake alikacrka na Akamwambia mwanawe Si'nilikwambia Mvulana yyote akikushika Mapaja Useme "don't"? na Akikushika Matiti Useme "Stop"! Binti Akasema Baba Alinishika...
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Kibaka mmoja alifukuzwa na akakimbilia makaburini alipofika akakaa juu ya kabiri, akavua shati na akaanza kujipepea. Raiya; Vipi hujamuona mizi kupita hapa? Kibaka: Hapana mimi katika huu mtaa ni...
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ni cheupe kama saruji na ni cheusi kama mkaa kuliwa ni haramu, kunywa ni halali na kina herufi 5 ya kwanza imeanziwa na (M), Hutumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na pia hutumiwa na wanawake mara...
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Husband comes home Drunk and breaks some PLATES, Vomits and falls down on the floor..! Wife Pulls him up and cleans Everything. Next day when he gets up he Expects her to be really angry with...
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Habari wana Jf! Kutokana na ugumu wa maisha kwa wananchi wengi wa Tanzania, na hili likichangiwa kwa kiasi kikubwa na serikali iliyopo chini ya uongozi wa CCM. Kuna uwezekano mkubwa sana...
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Jamaa mmoja asubuh alipanda DCM akitokea mbagala kwenda Mjin,gari likawa limejaa abiria wengi sana, ikafika muda wa kutoa nauli, akajisearch akakuta anayo elfu kumi, akashangaa,ila akaitoa na...
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