JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Jamani kipindi hiki cha pasaka ningefurahi kuonana na binti huyu ,hebu niombeeni ndoto hii itimie tafadhari zion daughter ni pm unipe namba yako japo nisikie tu sauti yako
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S.L.P 2655770 DSM 26/03/2013. Ndg, Wadau wa ChitChat YAH: OMBI LA KUKUTEMBELEA PASSAKA Tafadhali husika na kichwa cha habari hapo juu, mimi ni ndg.yako wa karibu na ni Mtanzania halisi...
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Wakuu heshma yenu, kama nilivyoahidi wakati naondoka arachuga kuwa ntarudi wakati umewadia kesho ntakuwa arusha for more ten days, hope kwa wale watakaopata nafasi tutawasiliana na kuonana na...
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Nina muda kidogo sijaingia jukwaa dume hili, majukumu na kukosa muda, muniwie radhi wanachama waandamizi. Nimekua kidogo, hata muziki ninaoupenda umebadilika na leo nimewaletea kibao...
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a,e,i,o,u. ba,be,bi,bo,bu. da,de,di,do,du. (Leo umesoma vizuri sana kesho tutasoma hesabu usisahau visoda na vijiti)..
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Nimekutana na falsa yao moja iliyonishawishi KUAMINI kuwa mikataba iliyosainiwa juzi HAPA TANZANIA ni katika kuitekeleza hiyo falsa yao. Inasema hivi,...................................invest in...
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1.Naskia una sura mbaya mpaka ukijiangalia kwenye kioo kinaandika ''please wait'' 2.Dada zako ni wabaya hadi mmeweka tangazo getinieti oa mmoja upate wa pili bure 3.Wewe ni mweusi hadi...
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jamani dar es salaaam ndo inasifika kuwa na mawali nazi wengi,hasa mitaa ya manyanya,msisiri,mwananyamal keko yote hii nayo km hamjaelewa wale man wanaosaidia kazi za night za wadada...utakutana...
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Habari zenu wapendwa wa CC. Nimekuwa najiuliza mara kadhaa hivi ukipata kashifa/tuhuma ziwe za kweli ama za uongo ziwe nzuri ama mbaya unatakiwa kufanya nini.? Nikafikiria sana mpaka nikaingia...
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Ghaai mwathani nmediscover that nime2mia 4000 000ksh since i bought a safaricm line you can chek uas by dialing *141*50*070566854# how i wsh ningesave ninunue gari!
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali na kupelekwa hosi macho yake mawili yakaaribka na ikamlazmu abadilishiwe kafka pale daktari kamwambia macho ambayo yamebaki ni ya paka dah jamaa alikubali...
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Dah pasaka ya mwaka huh inanikuta kazini tena mbali na nyumbani kwangu. Sale mtakaosherehekea sherekeeni Kwan niaba yangu pia.
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Watu wawili, mwanamke na mwanamme walikwenda kwa daktari mtaalamu wa mambo ya uzazi. Daktari akawauliza, "Ninaweza kuwasaidia nini?" Mwanaume akamwambia, "Tafadhali daktari unaweza kututazama...
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2kutane pale msasan club wagumu wenzangu wa jf hasa chit chat katika show ya hiphop leo had mkesha... Copy kwa wagumu wote jf wakiongozwa na bishanga na bujibuji
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Guys...! Babu hakujua kuwa leo ni Good Friday!.....So he did it by mistake. Hata hivyo, kwani kongoro ni nyama?......Eti?.....! Babu anawatakia PASAKA njema! Babu loves you all.....!
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Kama ilivyo ada... Wana JF kushirikishana na kukaribishana viwanja.. Kwa mwana JF yoyote anakaribishwa, inzimixa utitiri pub. Honest kabisa... manoah Paloma figganigga ladyfurahia
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A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. Then he...
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Yesu na shetani jangwani SHETANI;kama kweli mwana wa mungu badili jiwe kuwa mkate YESU;akajibu una chai usije nisumbua.
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Chagua namba hapo na toa maelezo kwa nini
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Napenda kukukaribisha kwenye pati ya WASUKUMA itakayofanyika trh 31/3/13 saa 2:30 ucku mlimani city, Kutakuwa na vyakula vya Asili km, nkalango. Ngagani, kubita, lunani, >Shihele >Magukulu...
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