JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Najua jukwaa hli wapo wengi wanaoingia humu,mimi nipo kalangalala,Geita! Natafuta cmu ya kununua aina ya Nokia(X2)! Kama kuna mtu anauza,au umesikia fulani anauza,tafadhali naomba tuwasiliane kwa...
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Ndoa bwana.. ""Kuwa na mume/mke ni sawa na mchezaji aliye kwenye kikosi cha kwanza cha timu ya mpira"" Usiombe utolewe sub sasaaaaa.......
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kupenda asiyekupenda ni sawa na kumlazmisha ng'ombe kunywa maji
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Mchaga kaanguka BENKI KUU watu wakamsaidi: mmoja akasema "MPENI MAJI MENGI" Mchaga akainuka kwa hasira akasema "acha ujinga wewe, ningetaka maji si ningeanguka DAWASCO?
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Ukiona amerudia thread ya mtu jua hajawahi kuiona humu jamvini ila pia msisahau "Hata nyani awe mzoefu vipi hawezi kurukia tawi la benki"
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hata uwena mvutaj bang kiasi gan hauwez kuvuta majani ya -----
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Only imagination msinirushie mawe! Before & after
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maaambo umealikwa kwenye harusi wewe na mkeo saa ya kwenda ikafika mara kuchukua baiskeli ina pancha ikabidi uzibe ukamwambia mkeo atangulie mara mkeo njiani anaingia kichakani kukojoa unapofika...
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Mara nyingi maisha yanahitaji maamuzi magumu, ungechagua kipi?
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Chtcht members nawapenda sana mjue?. Kwa mintarafu hiyo iweje nipate mamistari ama maneno matamu somewhere, kisha niache ku'share nanyi ? Haiyumkiniki ! Imezoeleka sana hapa Jf members kadhaa...
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(KWA SAUTI YA KIHAYA) PASAKA HII NITAKUWA DUBAI AMBAPO NIKO TOKEA MAJUZI SASA NATOA CHANCE KWA MEMBER WA JF MWANAMKE KUJA DUBAI KULA RAHA NA STAREHE NA MIMI HOTELI NILIYOPO NI HILTON HOTEL...
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Sharobaro alikuwa chumbani na shangingi, shangingi akavua nguo zote na kuzitundika kabatini, sharobaro akastuka kuona shangingi yule ameweka bastola kitandani akauliza hii nayo ya nini...
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walimu wa digital hiki mna kazi
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Habarini za jioni Mabibi na Mabwana wa humu ChitChat. Kiafya mimi ni Mzima na ninaendelea vizuri sana sana. Kwako Baba V, Mwenyekiti wa Tume ya Mahusiano Humu CC. YAH: KUOMBA KUTENGUA...
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Yaitaji moyo kama siyo mhehe
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Napenda kuwatakia wanajamii wenzangu jioni njema,kabla sijaondoka napenda niwaachie neno"WEWE ATA UWE MBUNIFU KIASI GANI,HUWEZI PIGA PUNYETO KWA KUTUMIA SUPER GLUE".
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Nikichoka huwa sipendi sana kelele ndo maana kuna muda nasikiliza empty CD! Na nikichoka sana nasoma plain papers, pia nalala huku nimesimama kuepuka kelele za godoro pale ninapo jigeuza, na...
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''Ukitaka kula sharti Uliwe'' Jakaya M. K W/Kend njema wana Jf...
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Hi guyz!! Hope you are all doing fine brodas and sisters. Just wanted to know what does it take to be considered an active chit chat member? I heared in hear eery lady has a boyfriend in here...
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Et jamani nisaidien maana ya neno "mzenge",cjui "menge",cjui "mthethenge",nahisi ni ki2 ka icho
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