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jumatatu ya pasaka
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Mtu unaanzisha thread ina kichwa cha ajabu namna hiyo, je mkeo akiiona itakuwaje?? Ndoa yako ikiyumba ama kuvunjika kabisa alaumiwe nani? Tuanzishapo uzi tuwe naangalia na madhara kando yake
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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the...
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Jaman hapa nilipo nipo moro town.mama m2 mzima kakutwa uchi wa mnyama ana wanga istoshe wa hapa mtaan.Watoto zake wakubwa wapo ndan ya umati wao wanalia
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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS : 1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2. The road to success is always under construction 3. In order to get a loan, you first need to...
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O..?
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Ndugu d rweyemamu wa masaki dar es salaam anasikitika kutangaza kifo cha mwanae j rweyemamu wa oysterbay kilichotekea jana australia baada ya kupaliwa na burger akiwa anaendesha range rover yake...
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BAADA ya msako "POLICE" walimkamata CHIZI bila kujua. alipofikshwa kituoni yule CHIZI alicheka sana baada ya kuona picha ya KIKWETE na NYERERE. walipomuuliza unacheka nini? akajibu kweli...
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Dah kila mtu kaanzia mbali.Tuliwahi kupigwa picha na mwandish wa magaz,kisa katika pilika mtaani alitukuta tuna chabo video.mwaka 1988 moro boma road.je wewe unakumbuka nini enzi izo. .
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Tofaut ya Ukopaji Mzungu na Mswahili. Mzungu: Hi bro, I need $100, wil pay u back on Monday. Mswahil: Kaka vp, shwari,vp mishe, mnatunyima nn,shavu dodo full kipupwe, sie tupo bwn, shida tu, afu...
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Kuna mwendawazimu mmoja alipita uchi mbugani, basi wanyama wote wakaanza kwenda mbio. Mbogo akamuuliza simba "hata wewe bwana wa misitu unakimbia? Simba "ebo, we umeona wapi mnyama akawa ana...
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ukitaka kujua shotkati hebu jaribu kula nauli
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Kama una anuani ya Mwl. Nyerere naomba umtumie barua yake hii:Dear Mwl. Nyerere,Tangu uondoke hali hapa Tanzaniaimebadilika,- siku hizi mlima Kilimanjaro uko Kenya, ziwa Nyasa liko...
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Jamaa mmoja alikwenda msikitini uku ameshika "panga" mkonon alipofika ndani akauliza NANI MWISLAM? wahumini wote kimya! akauliza tena majibu yakawa yale yale wote kimya! akamkamata muumini 1 ak...
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Mbunge wa SIKONGE, Juma Nkumba ambaye anasifika kwa kuwa na vindevu kama Adolf Hitler au Bobby Mugabe, ameamua kuonyesha makucha yake jana jioni kwenye Mkutano wa Sungusungu hapa SIKONGE kwa...
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Heshima mbele wakuu! leo ninazungumzia upuuzi unaofanyika katika bar moja iliyopo wilaya ya kindondoni jijini Dsm ( Jina naihifadhi ). Mmiliki wa bar ni graduate kutoka chuo...
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Nnko hapa, kwenu.chamahani chijanjua hata mmoja, nataputa chamaki nnchanga, wapi ntapata?
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Eeehh!!..Kama unawafahamu wale washikaji walio gawana nguo za Yesu, waambie warudishe coz ishakua soo na kitaani kimenuka. Waambie warudishe haraka sababu mwenyewe kafufuka leo.Anaye pata tangazo...
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