Mtu unaanzisha thread ina kichwa cha ajabu namna hiyo, je mkeo akiiona itakuwaje??
Ndoa yako ikiyumba ama kuvunjika kabisa alaumiwe nani?
Tuanzishapo uzi tuwe naangalia na madhara kando yake
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the...
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Jaman hapa nilipo nipo moro town.mama m2 mzima kakutwa uchi wa mnyama ana wanga istoshe wa hapa mtaan.Watoto zake wakubwa wapo ndan ya umati wao wanalia
FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
2.
The road to success is always under construction
3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to...
Ndugu d rweyemamu wa masaki dar es salaam anasikitika kutangaza kifo cha mwanae j rweyemamu wa oysterbay kilichotekea jana australia baada ya kupaliwa na burger akiwa anaendesha range rover yake...
BAADA ya msako "POLICE"
walimkamata CHIZI bila kujua.
alipofikshwa kituoni yule CHIZI
alicheka sana baada ya kuona picha
ya KIKWETE na NYERERE.
walipomuuliza unacheka nini?
akajibu kweli...
Dah kila mtu kaanzia mbali.Tuliwahi kupigwa picha na mwandish wa magaz,kisa katika pilika mtaani alitukuta tuna chabo video.mwaka 1988 moro boma road.je wewe unakumbuka nini enzi izo. .
Tofaut ya Ukopaji Mzungu na Mswahili.
Mzungu: Hi bro, I need $100, wil pay u back on Monday.
Mswahil: Kaka vp, shwari,vp mishe, mnatunyima nn,shavu dodo full kipupwe, sie tupo bwn, shida tu, afu...
Kuna mwendawazimu mmoja alipita uchi mbugani,
basi wanyama wote wakaanza kwenda mbio.
Mbogo akamuuliza simba "hata wewe bwana wa misitu unakimbia?
Simba "ebo, we umeona wapi mnyama akawa ana...
Kama una anuani ya Mwl. Nyerere naomba umtumie barua yake hii:Dear Mwl. Nyerere,Tangu uondoke hali hapa Tanzaniaimebadilika,- siku hizi mlima Kilimanjaro uko Kenya, ziwa Nyasa liko...
Mbunge wa SIKONGE, Juma Nkumba ambaye anasifika kwa kuwa na vindevu kama Adolf Hitler au Bobby Mugabe, ameamua kuonyesha makucha yake jana jioni kwenye Mkutano wa Sungusungu hapa SIKONGE kwa...
Heshima mbele wakuu! leo ninazungumzia upuuzi unaofanyika katika bar moja iliyopo wilaya ya kindondoni jijini Dsm ( Jina naihifadhi ). Mmiliki wa bar ni graduate kutoka chuo...
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