JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Dada mmoja alizaa na MCHINA. Bahati mbaya mtoto akafariki dunia. Yule dada alilia sana sana, mara akasikika skilia kwa sauti kubwa " Nilijua tuuu.....mimi nilijua tuu....nilijua tuuu." Ikabidi...
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Bibi wa MTWARA alikuwa anasumbuliwa na tumbo. Majuzi akaenda hospitali, daktari akampima akamwambia bibi TUMBO LIMEJAA GESI, utafanyiwa upasuaji. Bibi ghafla akatoka mbio akipiga mayowe, HII...
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Kuna Mama mmoja huyo mchoyo kinoma, basi unaambiwa kuna siku kapika pilau lake la nguvu na kachumbari la kumwaga. Time ya kula ilipofika yule Mama akarudishia mlango wake ili aanze...
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The...
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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl ...
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A question had appeared in an examination which read: "Give four advantages of Breast milk." One student began to answer the question : 1. No need to boil 2. Cats can't steal them 3...
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Mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya MAWASILIANO alikaribishwa kutoa speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu kujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza kusababisha MARADHI ya...
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im so grateful kuwa the part of JF naomben mnipokee kwa mikono 2
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Binti wa miaka 12, alikuwa anaangalia driving licence ya mamayake. D.O.B 12/09/1980 Sex F Mara binti akamwambia mamayake, mama nishajua kwa nini unagombana na baba kila mara...
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Mwanafunzi wa form IV kwenye chumba cha mtihan wa Hesabu baada ya dakika30 akakaa chini ghafla,,Msimamizi akashangaa na kumuuliza"Kwanini umekaa chini?" Mwanafunzi akajibu"Swali la 9 linasema...
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Nilivyochomeka mtoto akachomoa,akasema hajazoea.nikambembeleza ili niichomeke akakataa katu, basi nikamsubiri alale ili niichomeke vzuri.alipolala tu basi taratibu nikaichomeka ghafla akastuka na...
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Kujenga Ukweni ni sawa na Kujenga kwenye Reserve Road
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I have flu :(. I feel bad.
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1. Dar es salaam - UTAPELI 2. Arusha - USTAARABU 3. Mbeya - MATUKIO 4. Mwanza - FUJO 5. Tanga - MAPENZI 6. Morogoro - STAREHE 7. Dodoma - BAHATI 8. Iringa - ELIMU BORA. 9. Ruvuma - POMBE...
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Hili leo limenikuta mara baada ya kumkosea jamaa yangu mbele ya umati na watu kweli walinicheka hv kwa sasa ccm ni kama tusi? Nb. Nimeweka jokes mana majukwaa mengine mods wana toa
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Niko kwenye hard time kwa sasa maana ndio first time niko kwenye bench kusubiria majibu ya dokta
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HIVI NDIVYO MMOJA KATI YA WANAFUNZI WA FORM FOUR 2012 ALIVYOJIBU MTIHANI WAKE WA KISWAHILI. SWALI: Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO. Akiwa hajui maana ya mdahalo alijibu hivi... Kwanza...
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eti jamaa kaliona gari la tigo akajificha kisa alikopa muda wa maongezi......
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....eti mbuzi kapewa ndevu wakati n'gombe kanyimwa Sisimizi anatemebea mwenyewe alafu Nyoka anatambaa ...... Haya endeleza na wewe......:rockon:
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