Don't make a woman cry. There is nothing expensive in the world than a woman's tear..
When a drop of tear comes out of the eye, it first mixes with a loreal eyeliner and dior mascara .
When it...
Baada ya wiki mbili za haarusi Mama mtu alimuuliza mwanawe wa kike, Vp maisha ya ndoa? mtoto akajibu Duh! mama kama British Air Ways, mama mtu akatoka mpaka AIRPORT akaenda kuangalia ratiba...
Jamaa mmoja alizamia kwenye semina ya wasomi iliyofanyika Ubungo Plaza.
Muda wa kujitambulisha ukafika.
Wa 1, Naitwa John Jackob niko UDOM mwaka wa 2 nasoma shahada ya SHERIA.
Wa 2, Naitwa...
Waha watatu walienda kwa ndugu yao, walipofika kwa ndugu yao mjini wakapewa soda, walipoondoka mmoja akatia kizibo mfukoni,baadae akamnong'oneza mwenzake,mwenzio nimechukua mbegu vp ww?
wasalamu.
je wajua mambo yasababishayo laana?
Yapo mambo mengi yanayoweza sababisha laana,leo naomba kila mmoja atupia walau moja tu.
Mimi nasema Kunyoa denge(kiduku) na kuchora...
Habari zenu wapendwa wanaChitChat??
Awali ya yote napenda kutoa shukrani zangu za kwa Uongozi wa Jamii Forums kwani bila wao kutoa ushirikiano shindano hili lisingefanikiwa.
Kama muonavyo...
habari zilizo nifikia hivi punde kwa wale wanaotumia barabara ya morogoro road imefungwa kutumika leo,serikali inawaomba radhi kwa usumbufu utakao tokea kwani kuna babu anajifunza baiskel
Maiti moja ya kichaga ilivalishwa suti moja manatata sana na kuwekwa kwenye sanduku moja la kifahari mno.
Mmasai akapewa kutoa neno la mwisho kwa marehemu baada ya watu kuaga maiti. Akaanza...
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you...
MCHAGA NA MBINGUNI WAPI NA WAPI?
Mchaga alipokufa aliulizwa na
MALAIKA: "kushoto kwako ni peponi, kulia ni Jehanam. ungependa uende wapi?"
MCHAGA: Nitabaki katikati ya pepo na Jehanam
MALAIKA...
Mimi nashika kalamu,
kutaja vitu vitamu,
Mbunye imezidi hamu,
katika hii duniaaa.
Kuna zile za wazungu, zimekaa kama kungu. Katikati ni nyekundu,
daima ntazitumiaaa.
Na zipo za Kiarabu...
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