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Za sa iz?? Samahan kwa kupotea!! Nilienda kuwasalimu wazee wangu mjini Arusha. Nimesikia unanisaka kwa hali na mali sijui nimefanyeje maana mwenyekiti wa ndoa Baba V anataka tumfuate sijui...
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Mhasibu mwenye degree anatakiwa...mshahara Ni laki 4 kwa kuanzia Hamna masuala ya kodi...Nipigie kwa 0718200777
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KWA WABAHIRI WA KUNUNUA CALENDER: Kama una calender ya mwaka 1985, 1991 au ya mwaka 2002. Ichukue itumie kwani ni sawa kabisa na ya mwaka huu 2013.
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Kagera Day ni balaa Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day. Kiasi MABIRIONI ya shilingi yilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi. 1. Prof. Rweikiza wa Marekani- Sh. milioni...
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jamaa mmoja alikwenda kununua chips. baada ya muda zikawa tayari muuzaji akamuuliza tuweke nini na nini? jamaa akajibu tena kwa kujiamini chilitomato, muuzaji akaweka chill na tomato kisha...
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Kulingana na uzoefu wangu pombe kiasi sio mbaya sana i'm 35+ years kwenye pombe kiasi kuna advatange sana kama hizi 1- unakuwa na marafiki kibao 2. Ni rahisi sana kupata michongo ya ukweli 3...
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Two Englishmen are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other man covers one of his eyes and says "where?"
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At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain...
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Am a bit tired I need some days off! Anyone to join me! :)
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Nilirudi wiki iliyopita tokea jijini Dar sasa natamba nikiwa hom Arusha yaani narudisha mwili kwanza maana matukio ya mwaka jana yalikua hatari zaid sina haja ya kuyaelezea. Shukrani kwa Muumba...
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habari za mchana
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Mwangaruka, Heshima kwenu wanabodi.Jamani eeh,wenyewe mmejionea kuhusu matokeo ya wadogo zetu wa form four.Mnasemaje sasa kuhusu kuomboleza vilio vya wadogo zetu
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Kuna tafauti gani kati ya KUPANUA na KUTANUA
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Niko Dar, wale wa Dar tutafutaneni jamani
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Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before...
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Wanawake walikuwa kwenye semina wakaulizwa., mara ya mwisho kumwambia mumeo kuwa unampenda ni lini? wengine wakasema leo asubuhi, wengine muda sio mrefu.muwezeshaji akawaambia kila mmoja sasa hivi...
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Nyama iliyochemshwa na kua na mchuz huitwa chupu,subu au thupu?
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Jamani natafuta wa2 wa marangu hasa rauya... km upo jitokeze
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Jamaa mmoja alishukiwa na Malaika toka mbinguni akaambiwa omba chochote unachotaka lakini Jirani yako yeye atapata marambili. Kwa Mfano ukitaka PRADO Jirani yako atapata PRADO mbili nawe utapata...
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