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ukiona mnyaki anakajina kafupi na classic mwambie arefushe utashangaa ande kumbe ni andendekisye au andembwisye tuli ni tulinagwe...
Kulikuwa na mzee mmoja ambaye ilikuwa kila akipiga simu anaambiwa kuwa namba unayopiga haipatikani siku moja akaamua kwenda makao makuu na kukutana na muhudumu ikawa hivi
Mzee"Samahani mjukuu...
hii nimekopi na kupaste huko MMU..
"perfume sio nzuri coz yai la uzazi la mwanamke hupendelea
harufu mbaya namazingira machafu ndio maana
wanawake wachafu ni rahisi kwa wao kupata mimba...
Wadau wa jukwaa hili naomba niwaombe radhi kwa wale waliotegemea uwepo wangu kule tanga, ila kila binadamu akipanga na mungu naye anapanga hivyo naomba mniwie radhi kwa hilo,najua kama bado tuna...
VERIFICATION RESULT & PAYMENT PROCEDURE ON PRIZE CLAIM.
To,
Name: MUNGI
Mobile Number:+25576721555
Country: TANZANIA Date:28th of December, 2012
Congratulations, we the staff of APPLE...
Is she a Virgin?
A fellow talking to his friend says,
"How can I tell if my girl is a
virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait
till your wedding night, you show
it to her and ask what...
Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on
every subject in
the known universe. You know you know
everything and you want to
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At...
Ni rafiki ambaye nilifanya nae kazi kwa mwaka mmoja na nusu ivi. baada ya kuhama kule kwa karume mwaka juzi akawa anaendesha maisha yake hapa hapa dar, miezi mitano iliyopita aliomba akae kwangu...
maisha yetu sisi wanadamu hayana tofauti kabisa na maua, leo yanachanua , kesho yamezorota
Ni vema kushukuru kila tuonapo siku . maana hatujui nini kina kuja kesho.
Jaribu kutabasamu kila...
Viatu vya Mchuchumio husababisha Madhara ambayo yatakufanya kukabiliwa na majeruhi mifupa hii ni kwa sababu uzito wa mwili wote hubebwa na hicho kimfupa hapo ambacho kipo kama kifundo cha duara...
Jamaa kaita taksi mwanawani.
Jamaa: Kwenda eyapoti bei gani?
Dereva taksi: Dollars 20
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