JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari Kutoka Yelusalem Mnataarifiwa kwamba hakutakuwepo na sikukuu ya Chrismass mwaka huu kutokana na kwamba mama Mariam amechoka kuzaa kila mwaka hivyo kaamua kutoa mimba. Hivyo uwatarifu wote...
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Mambo ya Fastjet ,Jana kuna rafiki yangu ametoka dar ,kushuka pale KIA dUH..alidhani yupo UBUNGO BUS TERMINAL ... Cha kufurahisha nusu walioshuka walikuwa wanaulizia bodaboda maarufu kama (TOYO)...
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, a female English teacher stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was...
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Nijukwaa gani unadhani linaongoza kwa kuwa na michango mingi?(Thread's)Hapa JF?
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mimi ni geooorge maraaaatu waaaaaa itv,muuusoooomaaaaaa
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Natumia nafasi hii kukutumia salamu popote pale ulipo. sisi huku chit chat hatujambo. Dhumuni la waraka huu ni kutaka kujua kama mashindano ya miss chit chat umeyastopisha au umeyafuta. Sababu...
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May i take this opportunity to dedicate this song to Miss Chit Chart Nov 2012 and I wish her all the best in da Coming Christmas and New Year 2013. "Diamonds" Shine...
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A teacher was in a class teaching mathematics.While the teacher was continuing with his lesson,one student called Juma was siting on his desk opposite to the window looking outside.He was...
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Majina ya hii kitu yanabadilika kila idara! Mfano ukiitoa sehemu ya ibada inaitwa sadaka! Endelea........!
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Fundi mmoja akiwa kazini na kibarua wake, alikuwa juu ya paa anaezeka bati akiwa amevaa OVERALL .Ghafla akateleza na kuanguka kwa bahati nzuri kabla hafika chini lile OVERALL alilovaa kikanasa...
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Wadau niaje? Kuna mdau aliahidi usd 1000 za cristmass straight from New york.. Kuna yeyote mwenye fununu kama zinaingia lini au Kongosho ameshatuzulumu maana nasikia ye ndo montress wa hilo...
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Magazeti yetu ya kiswahili hayo!
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Muda wa kutoka shuleni umewadia mwalimu akawaambia wanafunzi wake Mwalimu : Atakayejibu swali langu kwa usahihi ndio ataenda nyumbani leo Juma kuona hivyo akatupa begi lake nje ya dirisha...
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Maisha ya ndoa n raha au karaha?
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Nipo hapa DSM maeneo ya kigamboni natamani kama ningepata mtu wa kuweza kunifundisha kupiga vyombo vya muziki kuanzia keyboard, guiter, drums na vingine. Mwenye kuelewa sehemu anielekeze.
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Bonge la show m2 wangu ni show lakukata na shoka litakalo fanyika ktk jiji kubwa la akhela siku ya kiama wakali kibao wata kuepo . Issakijot,, nasma kidogo, omar kopa, 2pac shakur, michael jacson...
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When I was young, my intention was to go to medical school. The entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I...
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Yeriko Nyerere atulefifye kuno..... Mgonile....
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hivi ni kweli umewatuma manabii wengine,maana kila kukicha kuna kanisa jingine,huyu nabii na huyu ni nabii mwingine,huyu anaponda na huyu anampinga mwingine,wanahubiri kuhusu pesa na sio kitu...
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Nimekuwa najaribu kufanya tathmini ya ubora wa wanaume wa kibongo kwenye swala zima la mahusiano, ukiwalinganisha na wengine wa East Africa pamoja na West Afrca. Naombeni mchango wa mawazo
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