Kudadadeki...huu ni wizi wa mchana...enyi wenye maduka na migahawa ya chakula komeni kabisa na hii mbinu mpya ya uwizi wa mchana... eti unaenda dukani tena kubwa tu...anakurudishia chenji alafu...
Katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.mtoto akakataa,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...
Teacher:"What is a verb?"
Student:"A verb is a valve found on a bicycle."
Teacher:"What are you saying?"
Student:"Its a complete sentence."
Teacher:"Are you mad?"
Student:"Its a question."...
Mambo vp wana jf, jamani huwa najiuliza mara kibao lkn sipati jawabu, issue yenyewe iko hivi, hivi ukienda kununua gesi utajuaje kama imejaa ktk mtungi ulioununua? Mimi naona kama tunaibiwa kwani...
Ilikuwa kwenye Kitchen Party....
"Mwanangu maana ya ndoa ni Ikulu, Mume akikwambia anataka Ikulu na wewe mjibu na mie nataka Koni..
Akileta Koni yake ikamate kama Mike, ichezee, irambe mpaka...
God created the donkey & said to him: You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years...
mambo dhenu wadau wa chit chat? hope mko po, mko poua. . .
hebu tupieni majina ya mitindo ya kusuka na kunyoa nywele. . . kwa kuanza kuna
mitindo ya kusuka
- twende kilio
- jicho la mke...
Mhm! mimi nashangaa kabisa hebu soma kisa hiki hivi ni kweli jamani!
"Baada ya Mahubiri: Mchungaji akawaambia waumini wake wafumbe macho....; Akainama na kuingiza mkono katika kapu la sadaka...
Jamaa watatu walikodisha hoteli ya ghorofa 60, wao wakapata ghorofa ya mwisho kabisa, wakapanda kwa lift na asubuhi wakashuka kwa lift, jioni walivyorudi wakakuta umeme umekatika wakakubaliana...
Kutokana na ukindhani kati ya Dini na Serikali za Dunia juu jinsi ya Kuzuia Mambukizi Mapya hasa kwa matumizi ya Kondomu, mtu mmoja amebuni ujumbe ufuatao ili ku-balance
"The Bible/Quran may...
Duh, lara 1 naumisa loho yangu wallahi............
Mtoto umekwiva kama Papai, mai weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....LOL
Mama Ngina na mwanae King'asti wakiona hii maneno yangu mbofu mbofu ...
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