JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Tupia neno ungemfanya nini mwajiriwa wa jinsi hii!!
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upweke umenichosha mie.nimeamua bora nijiekee kibandiko kwakua kila ninapochungulia nakuta midume ilishaniwahi.natafuta mchumba<mke humu cc.vigezo na mashart badae.aliyetayari anaweza kuni pm
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Mzee mmoja alikwenda kijijini akakuta mtandao unapatikana vizuri sana. Akamwandikia mkewe sms. Bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mtu mwingine.. ilimfikia mwanamke aliyefiwa na mume wake jana...
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Bujibuji amezaliwa enzi za chama kimoja, kaunda sana magari ya waya, kacheza sana vinyengo, madaso a.k.a chandimu. Kala sana kabunguja, na magili ya samaki. Katumia sana maneno tekude, kishtobe...
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WanaJF wallah raharaha.... Soma comments za watu wanaochangia mada, hata uwe umenuna vipi na stress? Comments za wadau utacheka mpk ufee...topic ya pumba!! Majibu pumba sq... NB: nategemea pumba...
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Nina miezi muda sasa katika JF so naomba munielekeze kuweka picture kwenye profile tena kwa hasira nitaweka yangu na ya mke wangu nilie muoa kwa lazima baada ya kufumaniwa,
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Heshima mbele wana jf Naomba kujua huyu husninyo amepotelea wapi.last time niliona thead moja akiwaaga wana jf.hv ni kweli kapotea kiujumla?
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Jamaa ; " Nipe tigo" Binti : " Tigo ctoi" Jamaa " Nionee huruma lkn mwenzio naumia" Demu : " Km lazma tigo mi nasepa" Jamaa ; " Dah! Ucntende hvyo mwenzio" Binti : " Tatizo lako utatangaza km...
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QuEsTiOn: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster ? My AnSwEr: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Acha Umbea Kalale,unapenda sanaaa..
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Sasa yawezekana wamekosea choo labda..
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Hakikisha unacomment lolote HAPA
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A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left. A...
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Baba yako mzazi kiatu kimechakaa mwaka wa Pili sasa,umeuchuna,na kazi unafanya...Umejikakamua umenunua tiketi 2 za Fiesta pale getini kwa 50,000 ili umu- impress bebi...Anafika ndani anapiga...
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1. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema FANTA, unasema FANDA ujue una damu ya Kihehe 2. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema SODA, unasema THODA ujue una damu ya Kipare 3. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema KAFARIKI...
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Mzee mmoja alimtumia mjukuu wake aliyefungwa gerezani barua:- Mjukuu wangu mpendwa nina huzuni sana mwaka huu sitoweza kulima viazi kwenye shamba kwa sababu wewe uko gerezani na sina uwezo wa...
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Kelly's BOOBs popped OUT
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jamani watanzania wenzangu tuliambiwa mvua zitanyesha mfurulizo siku nne mbona kimnya,au ndiyo dalili za mvua mawingu?
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Nani wanaoongoza kwa kudanganya kwenye simu? Wanaume au Wanawake? Haya fungukeni bila uoga!
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Wandugu, leo yani nina hamu kweli ya kufumaniwa na mke wangu! Yani sijui kwa nini natamani anifumanie katandani. Hebu mwenye uzoefu wa fumanizi ajitokeze tujipange kwenda guest ya karibu na...
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