JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Unaelezea jinsi kitendo kinavyofanyika. Anayefuata anataja jina la kitendo hicho, kisha naye anaelezea kitendo kingine kwa anayefuata kukitaja jina lake na kuendelea. Mifano: 1.Kutoa sauti...
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Hii kali A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the...
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Awe ni mcheza mpira, sinema, maigizo, sarakasi, ngonjera, bongo fleva etc, wanawake hupapatika sana hata kama hana kitu.....
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Kuwa na huruma sana inaponza sana, kwa mfano wa karibu ni mimi. Unajua mimi ni mtu mwenye huruma sana, na hii inanikosti. Lakini bahati mbaya hiyo ndio tabia yangu, siwezi kubadilika. Unajua kwa...
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:A S-coffee:....
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nimepita leo asubuhi huku jukwaani nikakuta mtu kauliza swali la wanawake wa kabila gani wachafu sasa mimi nawajua wanawake wa kabila la ki''colour'' nahisi wao ndio wanaoongozaa. Wewe unadhani...
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aliye tayar 2kuw ma frnd
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Wana wa chit chat baada ya mizunguko ya mchana kutwa sasa ni muda wa kupumzika na kutafakari ya kesho mungu akipenda kumbuka usingizi haukopwi love you. Good night
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polisi;arooo unaitwa nani? Jamaa;mamba Polisi;unaishi wapi? Jamaa;MTONI Polisi;wapi? Jamaa;MTONIMTONGANI
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WAKATI NILIPOANZA FACE BOOK, NILIKUWA NAJUA PROFILE PICTURE YA MTU NDIO MTU MWENYEWE. SO NIKAWA NAJUA NDIO WAMENIOMBA URAFIKI, MFANO: Chris brown, Willy Smith, 50 CENT, EDIE MURPHY, RONNIE, MESSI...
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Describe your self kwa neno moja tuu kati ya haya. 1-mtanashati 2- beautiful 3-handsome boy 4-Mjanja 5-muhuni 6-Genius 7-play boy/girl 8-msomi 9-sistaduu/brazamen 10-Msela 11-Flirt...
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SEMINA UBUNGO PLAZA; Watu wakaanza kujitambulisha, wa1; mimi naitwa john niko UDOMmwaka wa wa pili, nasoma LAW; wa2 naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka wa tatu nasoma PUBLIC RELATION, wa3 kwa kusuasua...
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Awali nikidhani ule ukorofi wa wale wabunge maarufu kwa MIONGOZO na TAARIFA kule mjengoni, kwamba ukorofi wao huishia kulekule kumbe sivyo. Hivi karibuni waheshimiwa wa kutoka kambi ya upinzani...
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Kama Unayo mp3 yake(High Quality siyo iliyokuwa converted kwenye Youtube) niattachie hapa au weka link ya kuidownload.
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Real Meanings Behind Car Names* I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS! BMW: Brings Me Women** LEXUS: Luxury Exports To United States ** FIAT: Failure In Italian Automotive Technology** FORD: For Only...
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hizi ndo swaga za askari mmoja anatongoza kwenye simu yaani mpaka unacheka haroo wewe hebu kuja haraka unajua nakuthamini sana kama rushwa bila wewe siwezi kuishi ni sawa na kukosa bunduki eneo...
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Bwana weeee kiingereza muda mwingine ni muhimu, japo cha kuombea maji. Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kwenye hotel ya kifahari, watu wote pale hotelini waliongea kiingereza, basi jamaa alipokuwa chumbani...
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..chama la mabachela ukinipenda,tunamaliza leo leo tu....
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Kwa wale wanaojua mpira mtanielewa. siunajua ukishinda magoli matatu katika football unapewa mpira wa bure unaondoka nao.... sasa jamaa kaenda gest na demu wake kamgonga goli tatu alipomaliza...
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Umetoa Wazo la kufutwa kwa jukwaa la chit-chat,lakini bado nakuona unalanda landa humu,Licha ya kashfa zako zote la kuwaita wana jamii vilaza..Hizo thread za vilaza ndo unazochangia.Acha Uki geu...
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