kunajamaa alienda dukan akase niuzie chakula cha mbwa mwenyeduka akamwambia sikuuzii hadi umlete huyo mbwa. Siku nyingine akataka chakula cha paka akajibiwa amlete kwanza huyo paka. Siku ya3...
kwa wanao hitaji vyakula freshi vifuatavyo weka oda mapema.
1.Maboga.
2.Mlenda mbata.
3.Mamung'unya.
4.mtama/uwele.
5.Mafuta ya alizeti ltr ni 2200.
6.Mafuta ya Ubuyu.
7.Ukwaju...
MTU mmoja alifariki na kwenda jehanamu. Kufika huko akakuta kuna jehanamu tofauti tofauti kwa kila nchi. Akaamua kuzunguka zunguka ili aweze kuipata jehanamu yenye maumivu kidogo zaidi. Akaiendea...
Unajua nakuthamini zaidi ya rushwa na posho!
Bira ya wewe mimi siwezi kuishi, ni sawa na kukosa bunduki eneo ra tukio.
Nakuheshimu kama ninavyoheshimu rindo.
Wewe ndio IGP wa moyo wangu...
Dear Chitchaters,
Kuna bendi ilikuwa inapiga pale Millenium Business Park Victoria kila Friday Last year nilikuwa naenda sana. Nikawauliza wadau pale wakaniambia inaitwa Grumeti Mambas, sasa...
A married man died before having
sex with his wife. The wife then
cuts his manhood embalms and
fixed it on the wall. Each night she
went to the wall to....
satisfy herself. One day her...
Listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelarate 2 da maximum velocity 'n' initially incriz ma blood flow with pressure. In ma heart u'll remain costant provided dat true love can neither be...
nawataja kwa taaluma zao:
pou: ni mwalimu wa UPE uhuru mchanganyiko.
Roulette: taaluma yake ina utata,inasemekana ni 'fundi',kuruka kwa ungo kwake ni muhali.
Candid Scope: Mnec wa sisiem...
Nlipokwenda libya kumtafuta Seif al-islam ndio nikajua kumbe waswahili hatuna tulichoanzisha hata lugha tumekopa kwa warabu tena kwa kiwango kikubwa mno! Kuna maneno nlikuwa najua yakibantu kumbe...
Leo nilipitia pale kilabuni kwa Kimario kupata kisusio Bana.. Sasa ile tunapiga piga Stori si Kimario akajifanya anajua Lugha kibao? Nikamwambia Kimario kuna majina JeiEfu huwa siyaelewi yana...
Mtoto wa miaka 6 alikuwa anapenda sana hadithi,,Bibi yake alilitambua hilo,usiku mmoja alimwita huyo mtoto amsimulie hadithi,,bibi kaanza BIBI: Hapo zamani za kale..
MTOTO:Mmmm!
BIBI: Sungura na...
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