JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
watu wenye ugonjwa wa 'sonona' ni wengi sana. Watu hao, hupendelea kula mirungi, kuvuta bangi na kunywa pombe sana. Kama unaonja yeyote niliyoyataja hapo juu, unafahamu fika bora uanze...
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Hii imeokotwa katika dust bin la humu JF, bado nafuatilia mwandiko huu ni wa nani nitawajuza ni ya nani..... "Dear mke wangu,bila shaka u mzima wa afya dhumuni la barua hii ni kuomba kama...
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hiki kipo mkoani shinyanga.
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Unamnunulia demu wako simu.. mwanaume mwenzio anamnunuia muda wa maongezi.. huo ni mgawanyo wa kazi/majukumu Unamnunulia chup mwanaume mwenzio anamvua huo ni mgawanyo wa madaraka/...
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BADILI TABIA Yummy na cacico wote P7 tena UPE. Asprina darasa la nne,taaluma mrina asali,rafiki yake Kaizer fom fo shycom ef ef ef ef kazi fundi makanika. Tuje kwa bishanga sasa: Kidato cha...
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Wana JF, kama ilivyo majina mengine, mtu anapojipachika ID humu JF anakuwa na maana yake. Kwa IDs zao au michango yao, unaweza kuhisi hulka au tabia zao. Haya ni mawazo yangu juu ya wafuatao...
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Dear Preta, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw youwith your cute circular face, conicalnose and spherical eyes, standing in your...
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waungwana kwa anayefaham maneno haya kwa kichina plz aniambie; 1.mungu 2.mwanamke 3.mtoto 4.rafiki 5.nyumba
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Kwa wale members wazee tulianza kukosa pumzi za machapisho... namtafuta mzee mwenzangu GY....
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naonaga wadada baadhi wamevaa pete mbili, ya ndoa na uchumba at the same time, wengine huvaa moja kati ya hizo mbili hapo uwa naelewa either kaolewa au yuko engaged, sasa hawa wenye mbili cacico...
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Kifupi nam-admire kinoma mi mdada m1 humu. N natamani sana nionane nae. Ni hayo 2! Iko siku ntafunguka zaidi.. Sent from my BlackBerry 9300 using JamiiForums
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good sunday JF, naombeni kuuliza. siku za jumapili nikiwa naenda church nimekuwa naona watu wakitembea hasa hii njia ya oysterbay along the ocean. wako dressed for a walk na ni wengi. mwanzoni...
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Inakuwaje namba inakubeep halaf ukipiga unaambiwa namba hyo haipo ichunguze kwa makini na upige tena
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mara ya mwisho tuliachana paleee kwenye mishkaki ya firigis mwenzenu pacha wangu jamani hata wifi yangu sakapal nae simuoni! eh jamani nisaidieni kuwatafuta Madame B hujamuona chuoni huko? Nyani...
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Kwa anayejua Uhuru Park Bar, naomba maelekezo wanajamvi.
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nimekuja kuwatembelea.
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ni furaha iliyoje kusherehekea siku ya kuzaliwa mpendwa wetu sweetlady! Happy birthday sweetlady, Happy birthday sweetlady, Happy birthday dear SL, Happy birthday to you, Many happy returns...
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wana chit chat hope mpo poa leo nipo safari natokea arusha naelekea sgd safari hatia sala zenu muhimu sn.
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Kawa banned jamani. . .mods. . .I beg for mercy. . .lakini i just want to know, anajenga hoja kama mtu nnayemfahamu. . .nipeni mawazo wanajamvi.
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Samahani,naomba mtu aniandikie kwa maneno ya kiswahili namba izi mbili 10,001 na 11,000.Wengine kidogo lugha zetu za asali zimetualibu kiswahili kinapiga chenga.
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